antonio.

been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

[antonio. @starkvevo]

"tony, are you high?"

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@smokeandglasses @notpegcarter ooh, my favorite emoji.

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses @notpegcarter 😜😍

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses @notpegcarter do we know each other?

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@notpegcarter unfortunately i am alive.

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses 😏😏😏

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses love is in the air, banner.

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@smokeandglasses i can fly back for graduation. we can celebrate. pop the bottles of non alcoholic champagne.

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@smokeandglasses when can i get you out here? i kind of miss you.

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses flattery is the main way to my heart. you know me so well.

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses you got me there. drunk tony wants to have a good time. he's doing his best.

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses not even then. i know what you're thinking. "tony, how could i possibly make fun of you when you do all the cool things you do?" tip: don't.

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@smokeandglasses not even when everyone is saying "oh, tones!" like i'm acting a clumsy ditz a la after school special sitcom.

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses never make fun of me again.

[antonio. @starkvevo]

so how about that president.

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses look, i'm a professional slacker, i always have time. (i'm lying. but i do always have for you 😘)

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses fair enough. brains suck. i get it. but green bean, i have got /stories/. it'll knock the nicotine right out of you. better than a patch.

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@smokeandglasses if you're a little less than sure, i'm even more handsome than when we skyped last.

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses then i'll skype you and talk to you til your ears bleed in your sleep. let's make a deal.

[antonio. @starkvevo]

@smokeandglasses call me soon. won't accept no for an answer.

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it's 4:22 here in michigan. i fucking missed it!