jay (first swag kazekage)

hey.

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@WlIIYUM @musicstruggles1 *me looking through my library of noise rock and power electronics*

“I like the Wiggles...”

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@mike5_5_5 Same same, except the newly John Harbaugh-led Jints is singlehandedly saving me from committing seppuku in front of the Tom Seaver statue in front of Citi

miss you over on bluesky. literally the only reason I come here is to check in on you from time to time and a couple others

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@MikeVacc @cnastu @nypostsports No one wants to read your fucking garbage ass article.

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@MikeVacc @nypostsports I hope Santa takes a massive dump in your stocking, you whinging melodramatic hack.

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@BrewersParking @HaasDecker @KnicksMemes Zero rings.

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@angelina_4life @JamesPella11 @eadyIofficial @jwwatson63 @MySportsUpdate You're a fucking moron LOL.

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@Grimezsz You're the biggest fucking moron on the face of the planet.

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@LMetzfan08 @MetsGirl333 @DanBartels2 "Big 1st season" he's played 14 major league games, that's not a season - and he was hitting .300 in Frisco before he was traded to the Mets so you're wrong on both accounts here.

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@KevinTDugan @svzwood Lmao go fuck yourself, you bloviating cunt.

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@gallagwar @mets_or_die "The sport is dying" shut up lmao.

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@TheJawnOfTime You really thought you did something here.

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@MLB @Mets Thank god I listened to Howie Rose and Keith Raad during the course of this game instead of the terrible-ass Fox Sports broadcasting crew.

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@karlravechespn Go fuck yourselves you fucking vultures. Fuck you.

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@mike5_5_5 Oh yeah, I still think JP2 is great. More than what most people say about it.

JP1 >> JP2 > JW > JP3 >>>>>>>>> JW2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JW3

(IMO)

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@mike5_5_5 I still love ya but I ain't gonna take no Candelita slander 🫶

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@mike5_5_5 Cmon man you can't fight the vibes.

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@mike5_5_5 The somehow is Lindor batting first in the order, Alvarez coming back and being a pitcher whisperer for this staff, Torrens replacing Nido as the backup catcher, and JD Martinez doing a coup d'etat on Eric Chavez as hitting coach.