Naomi

I have 46 chromosomes

[Naomi @starr_nao]

Found at my local grocery store

[Naomi @starr_nao]

My husband asked me what couscous was... and in my tired state, all I could say was: "imagine spaghetti but you put it in a wood chipper first, then cook it." #couscous

[Naomi @starr_nao]

@nailogical so you approve of these birthday cards???

[Naomi @starr_nao]

I feel like Eugene Belcher will grow up to be @JimGaffigan #BobsBurgers

[Naomi @starr_nao]

@nailogical just tried the makeup sponge trick for glitter polish. Wow! Thanks so much for the nail hack!

[Naomi @starr_nao]

@mark_tarello check out the sunset near Ormsby

[Naomi @starr_nao]

There's no cleaning like panicked cleaning before company arrives. That shit is unbeatable. Also, my finest work

[Naomi @starr_nao]

Today I learned that "kumquat" refers to a citrus fruit. All this time my dumbass thought it was an insult 😂😂😂

[Naomi @starr_nao]

#trashmelontragedy

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Found at my local grocery store

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#whostolethetrashmelon

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There's nothing like bar food for breakfast! #saturdaymorning #isleptin

[Naomi @starr_nao]

I need more vintage clothes

[Naomi @starr_nao]

Tired 😫

[Naomi @starr_nao]

Me: ooh let's try out that pumpkin spice waffle mix!
Husband: I am so tired of pumpkin spice. I've had everything pumpkin spice, even pumpkin spice pie!
Me: ... You mean pumpkin pie??? 😂😂😂😂 #pumpkinspice

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Making waffles! 👍🍴😁

[Naomi @starr_nao]

Weekends are not fun when you work in healthcare

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YOU (normal, can make small talk): I like your name

ME (awkward af, can’t stop saying stupid things): thanks it was a birthday present

[Naomi @starr_nao]

I love Takeshi's castle!

[Naomi @starr_nao]

Had a fun day working in the metal shop with my husband.