♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝒄𝑜𝑜𝑙⠀⠀..⠀⠀do⠀you⠀wanna⠀𝗆͟𝖺͟𝗄͟𝖾͟𝗈͟𝗎͟𝗍͟,⠀⠀@starringjody ﹖⠀ᢉ𐭩⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

⠀⠀i’m just the stunt guy ﹗ ⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝑤omanizer. ‍ @j9cobs]

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[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

@starringjody / omfg girl ur the funniest

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

/ i'm having so much fun u guys are so funny 😭 gonna be a bit spotty but i will get to everything i owe asap mwah mwah mwah

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

starting to miss the unicorn.

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

aliens are real. i’ve met way too many doppelgängers for that to be a good thing, aaaand still haven’t had my coffee.

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

yeah i’ve got nothing. would help if i knew a little more about you, y’know?

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

( bewildered stare. )

[𝘈𝘐𝘙𝘐 .ᐟ @stuntgirlscurse]

tell me what the absolute best thing about me is. *☺️☺️☺️

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

i mean .. ( head shaking, trying to conjure something up .. coming up blank. )

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

she tell you about that? yeah, she’s really proud of that. ( he is too. dreamy smile. *freak. ) listen, a LOT has happened, okay? it’s a long story. *🌀

[─┄┈ 🔭 @wasteofcarbn]

⠀⠀ @starringcolt you got 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗲𝗱 on the 𝙡𝙚𝙜 by the girlfriend you haven't 𝑇𝑂𝐿𝐷 me about .ᐣ.ᐣ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝑑ead—man. ‍ @leth9m]

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[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

right. ( finger raises. ) i have a question.

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

does he do the .. y’know, ( gesturing vaguely to his face ) smoulder thing everyone says he does? is it like a natural thing? with the eyebrow ﹠ everything?

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝚂𝗧𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ꜝ @starringjody]

jumanji remake. it was only briefly , no big deal. you end up meeting a lot of people in my role , you know ?

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

( squints. ) you. you’re saying that like there’s a catch. there’s a catch, isn’t there?

[𝘈𝘐𝘙𝘐 .ᐟ @stuntgirlscurse]

i have ONE cup left i’ll willingly give to you just because i appreciate you *so much.

( lies. )

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

i know, right? it’s like, what’s a guy gotta do to get some mud in a cup over here? 🫠

[𝘈𝘐𝘙𝘐 .ᐟ @stuntgirlscurse]

felt this one 😞😞😞😞

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

i thought you were joking!!! i mean, can you blame me? you handled it so well it’s——is that like a thing you guys do over the pond? just *completely remain calm when discovering crazy stuff like ALIENS being REAL?

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

the rock, the RO——wait, you’ve met dwayne the rock johnson? you never told me about that?!?!?!?!?!

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝚂𝗧𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ꜝ @starringjody]

dwayne the rock johnson ? yeah , i’ve met him too onc ——

[♯ ‍ ‍ ⋆ ‍ 𝙳𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥’𝗦ᵐᵘˢᵉ ‍ ‍ꜝ @starringcolt]

( nodding frantically. yeah, yep! that one. )