Martin

He’s a devil not a man

[Martin @starrunner08]

I’ll always love and miss you. You’ve both taught me lessons about being a better dog human and your reminders will hang on my wall till the day I die. Wherever I go, your memory and tokens will be with me.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[𝐈. 𝐌. @ItumelengM__]

constantly.

[Martin @starrunner08]

That ain’t right, that ain’t how momma raised us.

[buy us fxck you @alvinn4_]

Hannah baker a weak bitch I’m on reason 575 chin up chest out

[Martin @starrunner08]

I have to be responsible all the time?… ALL THE TIME?

[Martin @starrunner08]

A lady asked me to load a bag of dog food into her cart then told me I looked scary afterwards 🙂😭

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me in my lil me in my lil
fall outfit fall outfit
at 8am at 5pm

[Bearded King 🇭🇹 @ThatZoeJames]

How I open the fridge door after breaking her back https://t.co/lyfofT2HFV

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

everyone gangster til the tickle monster show up

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

period ahh!🤪 period ugh!🥴

[Martin @starrunner08]

Hope you’re doing what you want

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

Should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime?

yes yes yesyes
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yes yes yesyes

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

The @chargers social media team CRUSHED the schedule release

#PMSLive #BoltUp

[Martin @starrunner08]

Mfs in the valley drive like they’re the only ones on the road

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you are filling a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-full. If you are emptying a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-empty.

No need to invoke your emotional state.

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

Bro saved his buddy cause he got knocked out sky diving , this the most fast and furious shit I’ve ever seen