The Evil Twin

If you can't make it awkward, it's not worth doing.

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/oV8poqqd3L

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!!! https://t.co/YzyZHmvmRI

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

At petsmart. Wonder if they own a cat? https://t.co/FRTXwqowdc

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

If you have to have this sticker on your vehicle, yes you are driving too slow dumb fuck. https://t.co/enzKEkWBei

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

Everything is pointless without you ❤️ @motleymayhem https://t.co/7RRNoSwm9g

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

Vaulted ceilings, big ass tree this year!! Thanks boo @motleymayhem https://t.co/QZnXPfAkB8

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

2 sauerkraut and pork burritos. This motherfucker. Yes my sauerkraut is amazing. Fuck y’all haters who haven’t had mine, shits amazeballs @motleymayhemx @motleymayhem https://t.co/eSViubhWG5

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

@rickonia #rake I think I’m getting there!!! https://t.co/7UBvlRsN1z

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

I didn’t realize there were only 2 season of Reservation Dogs so far and finished it. Least I got Greasy Frybread out of it. https://t.co/rE4PiqAz3l

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

13 hour flight delay. 6 hours of mama bear panic. 2.5 hours on the phone with the airline and she’s hoooome ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/4tyX2OddnS

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

Welp. Didn’t make it to the store. https://t.co/SfCmtNzS6M

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

Super fucking helpful Apple. https://t.co/btQoUV67MU

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/wtEDctmMaO

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

This kids got a Vuvuzela at Autumns hockey game 😑 but he can’t get it to work 🤣 @GeekShui @ImJstAPandaBear

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

My sweet little angel is now a teenager. Motherfuck y’all. https://t.co/UfJqDHQIsX

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

Didn’t I trade the Tahoe in for a car? 😑💀 https://t.co/9ksjE6e1Fa

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

Hey bestie…..thanks for being a wonderful, loving, gorgeous, father, husband and human. I adore you happy 5 yr anniversary my sweet love ❤️ ❤️❤️ @ Sadie's Mexican Resturant Alburgurque nM https://t.co/qm3IhfKTSA

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

WHY DO THEY EVEN MAKE THESE CLOTHEY BANDAIDS ANYMORE!? Just got my damn finger trapped in the screw gun because the string got caught https://t.co/PsrFhXcwqi

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

Wangers. LOL https://t.co/uOJGOKvjNK

[The Evil Twin @starryspice]

Ok I’m gonna need all the monies now. https://t.co/Eayhc5yuDO