ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚

oil me up daddy, it’s dinner time and I’m a little soup boy, chompa chompa

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

EDDINGTON vindicated once again

[amanda @jailedamanda]

He don’t got sunscreen on a planet with 2 suns and no water

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

j found out about giant isopods and asked my marine bio obsessed cousin why she didn’t tell me about them to which she responded “i knew you’d be scared” YEAH!! YEAH IM FUCKING TERRIFIED DAWG

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

had a coworker go and get a piercing on her break and tbh that was so metal

[Sean Collins-Smith @SeanTwoNames]

Odyssey tickets crashing AMC.

Obsession showings still selling out three weeks in.

People complaining Backrooms is racist.

Music biopics making a billion.

Are we… are we so back?

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

no but only bc i couldn’t get tickets

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Orbiter on set list ?

[Ryan Helton @Ryan_Helton44]

I just know there are some families out there trying to get Masters of the Universe tickets for their kids right now and just have no idea there is a war taking place on the AMC site

[Gavin @PrimaryCinema]

Im gonna bring an IMAX camera to the cinema and record a camrip of the Odyssey. The staff wont stop me, they’ll think it’s my popcorn bucket.

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

@ahsokasgoggles BAHAHAH

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

@cpr781 this is the way

[Fantasy Box Office @FantasyBOGame]

If you eat out of the IMAX popcorn bucket and drink from the Canon mug you summon Maria Menounos herself

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

cinephile who complained about the trend of increasingly ridiculous collectible popcorn buckets suddenly silent

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

imma j get my imax 70 mm tickets like in august

[blkmessiah @ghostofkurta]

Ngl I’ll watch The Odyssey when I watch it lmao I just do not care about the Ticketmasterification of this whole process

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

yes

[Petal @petaldairies]

Is your pfp really you ???

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

my twins!

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

got a free grogu

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

@lamblestat OUR* SONS

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

got a free grogu

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

@lamblestat MY TWIN SONS

[ari and the real girl ‎♡‧₊˚ @starrysstyles]

@bglovely OMG IT DOES MATCH I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE