Chris: "Happy birthday, Crane"
Crane: "Max sent me a private message, and a video"
Max: "and a picture!"
Crane: "And a picture - just of your right calf"
Max: "Yeah when I just came out the shower, it was a bit odd, yeah"
Crane: "Lucky it was just your calf then"
💀
chris: “he really impressed me at monza.”
max: “did i? atleast i impressed someone!”
chris: “not russell..”
max: “……um.. i’m not gonna answer that one.”
очень важный вопрос
есть ли у нас свидетельства размеров хуев гонял?
знаю что квят говорил о том что у дэнни рика большой, у макса все видели, у хюлькенберга видели яйца
что по остальным? 🤔
this 2nd year antonelli better than 2nd year verstappen larp needs to die quick. antonelli lucked out into a car that’s MILES ahead & his only competition is an underperforming valtteri it’s james regen whose car dies whenever totonyahu’s fumes of evil faggotry has a say in it
Does Kimi need to physically set foot in Tel Aviv to get the Stroll treatment or… just think it’s crazy how he can align himself with someone who called Palestinians animals and said her people would be bombing Gaza again and his fans were back to thirst tweeting within hours
The pic of charles is like a solar flare from the sun, dazzling and red, while Max's is like a comet, illuminating the darkest stars with sheer strength and intensity
Me when my favourite ao3 author replies after bombarding her with the never ending, longest replies ever despite my wishes to stop the conversation and leave the poor soul alone