Astrik Golendukhin

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

@Indie88Toronto 🌶️ do you know the set times of the bands by any chance?

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

How exactly does a flight become "extremely full", @AmericanAir?

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

I don't care how condo sized your living space is. If you like something, stock up, cause you never know when they'll change the formula on you. #colgate

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

Switching phoned really is a test to your ability to remember all your app passwords. I didn't do well...

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

What I wanna know is how the main characters in You can afford to buy every meal while living in manhattan on a bookstore owner and TA income. #plothole

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

Dear GO transit, a complete rename of a popular line used in rush hour is NOT a service update. #withoutatrace #howtocausemassconfusion101

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

Ladies, if he:

- is 27 years old
- is tough to understand at first
- won't let you exit easily
- discourages your using arrow keys
- ships default with Linux-based operating systems

He’s not your man, he’s vim

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

Dear PATH, I infinitely prefer labeled directional signs over colour coded ones. I shouldn’t need to carry a legend with me to figure out where I’m going. #whyisthisathing

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

Has anyone tested their DNA twice? Just curious if these ancestry businesses are just collecting our DNA and sending back maps with random paint splatter or not.

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

I don’t often take the ttc anymore but when I do there seems to always be a service disruption #why #how #help

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

@externvar Who is gonna clean that

[Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane @RebeccaSlatkin]

While explaining to friends how github works I accidentally elbowed our waiter in the crotch. Unfortunate yet perfect segue into rebasing.

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

Concurrent tortfeasors is a real and very much alive legal term. #legalese

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

People trying to make political statements but spelling Putin as "Poutine"... #k

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

@externvar Legit! #blessed

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

I'm sorry to say it took me this long to get acquainted with git bisect. #wherehaveyoubeenallmylife

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

Mcdonalds wished me a Happy Women's Day the best way possible... With mailer coupons. #tistheseason

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

When someone says the same joke twice and you don't know if they remember so you're unclear if you can copy your response...

[Imagine Dragons @Imaginedragons]

Guy: i love imagine dragons can we take a pic
Me: sure
After pic
Guy: thanks! Sex is on fire is my favorite jam btw great work
Me: ...

[Astrik Golendukhin @starryynightss]

@c__atkinson so reliable