hate when someone who can sing does karaoke, oh weβre supposed to cheer? weβre supposed to be impressed? u brought a gun to a middle school fight u fucking fraud
I was sat next to this pregnant couple at lunch today and the woman was complaining that it felt like the baby was taking too long to come and has been inside her foreverβ¦ why did the husband say βI donβt blame her, Iβve been inside you and itβs wonderful thereβ πππ
the gang works so hard to get eddie and steve together and then regret is sooo bad bcs they wish they were grossly lovey dovey theyβre just GROSS. steve says eddje and daddy interchangeably. eddie grabs and holds him by the throat like itβs a normal thing to do
i just love steddie and fistingβ¦.like eddie already has four fingers stuffed inside steve and steve is on the verge of sobbing and eddie presses his thumb against his hole and tells him βyou can take one more, canβt you stevie?β
steddie being so desperate and horny for each other that they canβt wait until they get back to steveβs house and steve tugs down eddieβs jeans just enough to slide inside of him in the parking lot of family video π₯°