jess

hey there demons, it’s me, it’s ya boy

[jess @starsmageee]

Well this made mead tear up. If you watched blues clues and were obsessed it’s worth the watch #bluescluesbluesclues

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[jess @starsmageee]

@hyundaifatboi I had too lol

[jess @starsmageee]

Wow this is fr I didn’t even realize

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

Why he ain’t use PTO to go on this mission?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Yup.

[jess @starsmageee]

Holy fuck I forgot serving is exhausting 😅

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

Because the pee is silent

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

[jess @starsmageee]

Yup it’s fucking Monday 😒

[Brenton Webb @brentonwebb23]

Some people are people beacons of hope and light. Sharing this beacon to your TL’s today. All love.

[Breaking Bad @BreakingBad]

that's it. that's the tweet.

[jess @starsmageee]

Haha I’m going to die today at work 😅

[jess @starsmageee]

@AHellwgn10 Oh yeah he’s coming too lol

[jess @starsmageee]

Finally found a new apartment and I couldn’t be happier 🤙🏼

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Protect yourself and your community from coronavirus with common sense precautions: wash your hands, stay home when sick and listen to the @CDCgov and local health authorities. Save the masks for health care workers. Let’s stay calm, listen to the experts, and follow the science.

[jess @starsmageee]

People are so fucked up. Loyalty means nothing now days

[minahil @baedotdoe]

This is my favorite video on the world wide web I think 😭💘

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

MISS MY DOGS, GONNA THROW A COUCH OUT OF THE HOTEL WINDOW TO FEEL BETTER GN