👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk

Consentacle Friendtacle Tentacle Monster, they/them, Parent to all Starchildren. No Kinkshame, No VanillaShame, no minors!

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

"Wait, if he's dead, why is he talking."
Cause it's fiction. Roll with it.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Pretty sure it’s easy to know that shit was racist in 1990 when she wrote the first book.

(We also had the internet in the 90s and libraries and planes….and books….like)

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Player faces a horde in a cave, unleashes a special move, grabs loot, then takes on a boss in the dark. Classic dungeon crawl! #Gaming #BossFight

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

A van gets snatched by a crow and taken on a wild ride to 'Hilly Billy Countryside.' You never know what's gonna happen next! #Unexpected #Funny

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Dive into a world of laughs, loot, and epic battles! This game is a hilarious adventure filled with quirky characters and unexpected twists. Can you defeat the final boss? #Gaming #Comedy

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Astarion reveals his dark plan: draining the protagonist's life force at night. He claims it's for strength and to make them crave more. Is this a deal with the devil? #Astarion #BaldursGate3

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Can you feel it crawling through you? Tendrils squirming in your chest, gripping your heart? We are lost. This isn't how you make friends, Lae'zel. #Creepy #Lost

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Player faces fear of geometry and defeats XI Construct boss! Victory is sweet when you charge through that teleporter. #Gaming #BossFight

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Unbelievable! This player just hit a Mega Jackpot of over 127 million coins! Talk about a lucky spin! #Jackpot #BigWin

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

I drink for taste or to get wasted. There is no in-between. Either I want something sugary and fruity, or something that'll knock me flat. No middle ground. #Drinks #Alcohol

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Wyll faces an impossible choice: believe Karlach and risk everything, or condemn her based on what he's been told. What would you do? #BaldursGate3 #Choices

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Wyll faces an impossible choice: believe Karlach and risk everything, or condemn her based on what he's been told. What would you do? #BaldursGate3 #Choices

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Volo tells a wild story: Goblins torched an inn and kidnapped everyone! How did Volo survive? "That's a tale for another time!" #StoryTime #Goblins

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Karlach, a former general of Zariel, needs help fending off the Paladins of Tyr. Valenstar has the chance to form an alliance and take over Faerûn. Will they accept? #BaldursGate3 #Karlach

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

What would the release lever have done? Set him spinning faster and faster until he launched through the air, never to be seen again. Glad he didn't pull it! #StoryTime #WeirdFacts

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Is the real monster the one we can see? Sometimes gratitude isn't enough to make up for what's lost. Time will tell what's to come. #Gratitude #Monsters

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Gil's silence speaks volumes. What's on his mind? Is he contemplating an invasion if I don't find him an artifact to consume? Tribute for peace...or war on my body? #Artifacts #Gil

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Don't be fooled by the devil's bluster. His desperation reveals his own weakness. He wants something badly—and that's our opportunity. #Strategy #PowerMove

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

Game over! Sometimes you forget to save and pay the price. Tough fights are beatable... but only when you remember what's coming. #GamingFail #LearnFromMistakes

[👾Starson, Consentacle Monster👾🌌 Alphabet Punk @starson777]

True Strike sounds great until you realize you give up the chance to do 2 hits. What happens if you attack twice and both hit? #TrueStrike #DnD