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well when life gives you lemons badum bum badum bum borp

[st🌟r @starsteves]

Sometimes I miss you but I just listen to some Kanye and get over it

[st🌟r @starsteves]

Also I haven’t had twitter on my phone in months and I just downloaded it so expect a lot of pent up stream of consciousness tweets bc I finally have an outlet for them again

[st🌟r @starsteves]

My eyebrows confuse the f out of me

[st🌟r @starsteves]

I make the “no capes” reference from the incredibles literally whenever possible and honestly it’s just never as welcome as I think it should be :(

[john @JohnCootie]

Kogels didn’t have to go flex on every other hot dog brand like that

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Earth sign with a water moon

[st🌟r @starsteves]

@mariahflyy they’re probably just giving you some more superpowers don’t sweat it

[st🌟r @starsteves]

@mariahflyy jellies? sweeeeeeet.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

happy birthday ye! i fixed the picture so north won’t be mad at me.

[st🌟r @starsteves]

I don’t see nearly enough dalmatians :/

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Me? Horny? Nope. Not until we figure out this global warming problem 👍

[This is not a Jeff | Corner SSBM @Nergerino]

Me: It’s literally not hard, just don’t fucking say the N word

West Branch Fellas:

[st🌟r @starsteves]

wtf is holding up my Pisces bf i’d like to manifest him now THANKS

[st🌟r @starsteves]

@mariahflyy ohhhh this is big

[st🌟r @starsteves]

@ChristopherNou1 how the hell do you keep the doctor away

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

he’s what the game been missing

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

a severe weather warning that goes to everyone's phone but it's for when i need attention