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[Man from Skopje @man_from_skopje]

А коа ќе ми текне дека до лани ги праев будали луѓето што ќе отидат на одмор и нема да пуштат ни едно стори…
Си викав: кај си бил бе, ако никој не те видел?
Сеа сфаќам..quiet life, private life, happy life.
Не мора цел град да знае кај си, со кого си, што јадеш, што градиш и колку ти е убаво.
Тоа што не го гледаат, не можат ни да ти го расипат.
Кога си тераш у тишина, не знаат ни што праиш, ни до кај си стигнал, ни кај да те удрат.
Најубавите работи у животот очигледно не се за на стори..

[🎃 @blueewelkinn]

Oppenheimer realizing creating the atomic bomb did not just end wwII but opened the door to the hydrogen bomb.

Odysseus realizing fall of troy is just not violating zeus law but a start to civilization destruction

Nolan at his best in executing the regrets of vile ideas 🫡

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

PhDs hardest hit

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

LinkedIn: You appeared in 25 searches!

Me: Why?
LinkedIn: Can’t say.

Me: By whom?
LinkedIn: It’s a secret

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Look what they took away from us 😞

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 35 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and circle back offline.

[YAZ @yaz_twtt]

Most people want the destination without the daily texture of the journey. The six pack without the consistent early mornings. The book deal without the years of writing into silence. The relationship without the sustained emotional work. The desire is real. The appetite for the process never was.

[sakib (piercing star) @sakibsahmed]

@bluewdrift can someone tell Kim that that she should stop trying to be a lawyer then

[aether @bluewdrift]

This line from Atomic Habits isn't ready to leave my head:

"It doesn't make sense to continue wanting something if you're not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don't want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire. To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment."

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i might be balkan

[K.Bye @PunkyAce]

@hell_line0 This entire tweet should be a poster on the wall of every clinic exam room and every hospital room!

[Gregory 🌙 @GregMoon]

@hell_line0 Yep, too many people believe body damage is permanent.
The body is regenerating constantly, you just have to move it and feed it properly, at any age.

[Sveste tese @sveste_tese]

ХАХАХАХАХАХАХА!!!
Не бе, не.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Women are being advised to play Disney songs when they notice a man is recording them with Meta glasses without consent because Disney music is more protected than women

[Softboy @softboywin]

Whomever decided to make the Microsoft Teams status indicator change from green to yellow after two minutes of inactivity. I hope you shit pineapples for the rest of your life.

[bawbagstauner @bawbagstauner]

What really fucking boils my piss is that we had the opportunity to change the world after Covid. The pandemic produced a fascinating real-world experiment. It demonstrated that human activity can alter emissions and local environmental conditions extraordinarily quickly

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

It’s always crazy to realize who was alive at the same time.

[Q Spirovski @spirovskib]

Според изјавата на полицијата излегува дека никој не прашал или проверил дали оваа опрема работи (и дали постои) пола година.

Криминалот е бесрамно безобразен, но ако оваа опрема ја сметаме за критична инфраструктура, зошто не се користи и зошто никој не ја проверил пола година?

[Stamp @KingJameson7]

All im saying, if this was an Iranian military praying to Allah yall would treat it very differently