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[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@femalenatured @PaulMclo Not in the slightest, if I had those numbers I’d feel like genghis khan

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@PaulMclo @femalenatured Nobody out hounding chicks all day on the street bro game’s changed

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@JackNapierNot Not a woman but my guess is bad dick

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@criticalhitsTV We are seeing the end of a 5-6 year development pipeline of games conceived when woke was still somewhat tolerated. Public sentiment has shifted and all of these games will fail. Give it 6-10 years before we see attractive people in western games again

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@Mvqdh Wow is a game for the unemployed. The players who enjoyed “the golden age of wow” were middle/high schoolers or college kids and retirees.

Nobody who was fully employed played back then and if they did they were failing gear checks at the SW bank

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@RetardsDetected @HerroCrypto Wrath blows and subs only peaked because it was a cultural phenomenon at the time and the idea of playing a game to meet people on the internet was novel at the time.

Blizzard has never recaptured the lighting in the bottle that was vanilla

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Feel like Tampa is heavily slept on. Miami casts a big shadow

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@CaudilloNuclear Reminds me of the chick from the big bang theory

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@kimby_gonz266 @averyeseverson How are you supposed to meet and date your “significant other” when you live at home with your parents? Lmao

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@Chuck0slovakia @uncledoomer They’re definitely the ones who’ve been consuming them though.

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@cassieblooms Yeah that’s cool and all but for the fucking light bruh

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@FICMBondTrader It’s not the date she was just more interested in the other guy. Your boy wasn’t the first option

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@Boyslowdownn To be fair the beta was great and they rug pulled us

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) @FICMBondTrader]

This is because of the massive amount of female birth control in the water system

Our waste plants from the 1960s can’t filter out synthetic estrogen from the water

So it runs back into the tap system and makes dudes gay and girls look 25 at 18

[Buckaroo 🕯✊🏻 @buckthebigguy77]

Its scary how young men now are physically stuck at 14 years old when they turn 18 due to lack of testosterone and late bloomerisms,while girls already look like theyre already 25 years old by 17 due to the estrogenic chemicals in our food and water.

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Okay MHG

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@royalwinsmid @loz_field Nobody cares about LCS/LEC because they rarely place at international events. It’s created a feeling that it isn’t worth watching them. If riot re-broadcasted the LCK or LPL during western prime times they’d probably get more viewers

[Zoomer Dev @starterdev1]

@Luffygearmonger Indie boomer shooters are making a comeback on Steam. A few cool ones came out in the past couple years