hannah the ninth✨

Soft goth bone gremlin • she/her • BLM

[hannah the ninth✨ @startledred]

thanks Billiam!!!

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate advances bill aimed at ending Iran war after GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy, defeated in primary, switches to support it.

[zoë 🦭 @crosbyism]

macklin celebrini is just like me i love alcohol and sidney crosby

[jazz @cowboyabbot]

they locked shawn’s twitter so he said ok i’ll go to hollywood reporter

[Simone Malec @simonemalec]

the artemis crew wearing friendship bracelets, quoting project hail mary, blasting chappell roan like thats oomfchella on the other side of the moon

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

we are samira mohan we carry the flame

[;jenn @flabarky]

top 5 funniest tweets of all time istg

[Melat Kiros for Congress, CO-1 @MelatKirosCO]

Working people have seen their wealth slowly disappear for decades as our wages haven’t kept up with the cost of living and the best argument against this wealth tax is that the ultra-rich will have to suffer with only being as rich as they were last year?

[jay @kendallhosseini]

mama coming home early because papa lost control of the kids and himself

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: In an unexpected downturn, the U.S. lost 92,000 jobs last month. The unemployment rate rose to 4.4%. https://t.co/9bIrdFrpnZ

[Vivian @suchnerve]

more like the Geneva Suggestions

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

An image that should be engraved on every human heart and mind.

[toaber 🐧⚔️ @gingeralefan27]

"we want to play a game on ice, but a ball doesn't work! what will we use?"
the humble hockey puck:

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

"Arrgh... I wish me crew had sumthin to sink the enemy ship with..."

The ever-reliable six pound cast iron cannonball:

[Thia is with … 😏✌️💋🔥 @ThiaBallerina]

“lsraelis are fleeing Tel Aviv.” Imagine if all the borders were shut and they were told to go north. No, south. No, north. No, south. By foot. Carrying all their belongings. Carrying their children. While dodging snipers. As 2000lb bunker bombs were dropping. Since 1948.

[n x d @nxd1979]

what every day feels like now

[ABC News @ABC]

The toll from a strike on a girls’ elementary school in Minab, Iran, has risen to 57 students dead and 60 others injured, according to Iran's semiofficial Tasnim News Agency, which cited the local governor. Follow live updates: https://t.co/R2WrA5ei3C

[Andrew Bates @AndrewBatesNC]

🚨 It takes a lot to be a "holy shit" moment in 2026.

But on the same day as Trump's State of the Union, @NPR caught @TheJusticeDept illegally hiding Epstein records alleging that @POTUS "sexually abused a minor."