benj

my tapeworm tells me what to do || my version of a blog || ifb 18+ || priv: @iinfra_red ||

[benj @starttobleed]

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-male || 25 || strawpage in bio :)

-stay at home schizophrenic , professionally diagnosed with having been microwaved at a young age

-I just like to collect things : )
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[benj @starttobleed]

@freakbargeekbar I waited until I was like 22 , I was so nervous because it felt like I was doing something I shouldn’t 😭

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@BenedettoHarmon I have a gun tucked into my belt

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a sweet and tangy sauce of my own creation

[senshi @senshi_real]

ketchup não existe, o que vc adicionaria aqui?

[benj @starttobleed]

@Lylylimia Spelled that wrong my bad : P just too silly , Psilocybin

[benj @starttobleed]

@Lylylimia I actually microdosed psilocin for severe bipolar depression so I’m sure at one point the thought was “mushrooms cure illness” when that’s not exactly what it is 😭

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@Rott3ncentipide Poor people should be allowed to do things for themselves too , and not strictly survival 🙏🏻

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@hiltsgasalms1 Everyone is so creative 😭

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@usaagii7 I can’t help it, I think the original tweet was a guy saying I get so gay off that tequila but it hit my vocabulary like 9/11 and I can’t stop 😭

[benj @starttobleed]

I get so gay off that nasal spray

[benj @starttobleed]

@centipxde I have dyssomnia + night terrors & sleepwalking, and after every otc & typical prescribed sleep medication, I did two separate sleep studies before they last resort prescribed me ambien :’-) I gave myself a black eye while asleep the other day. Some people truly don’t get it

[benj @starttobleed]

I’m allergic to my cat but he’s so small and cute

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@edtwt_mary These churches are also where you can donate it back! That’s what local communities do, they just kind of rotate everything out to each other, it’s actually very sweet 🥹

[benj @starttobleed]

@edtwt_mary Since the foodbank has a limit, local churches often have pantries open where they give away a lot of donated things (often perishable and needing to go same day), so you could try to check your area for those. I have 10 siblings, so we go to multiple a month very often :’-)

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Pure utter bullshit . If you ask me what half of this does I would say I don’t even know man

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@st4rryamie I get so excited to get up in the morning just to have them , like it’s a special little sweet treat …

[benj @starttobleed]

I get so gay off that vitamin gummies

[benj @starttobleed]

@usaagii7 usually. I even get gay off my relationship with a woman

[benj @starttobleed]

I get so gay off that passion fruit monster

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@akutagawastar I’m not sure , but he is going DOWN on a bag of potato chips right now 😳

[benj @starttobleed]

I am in the bus station and the guy next to me very obviously leaned over to watch my phone screen…

[biohazard of bsdtwt @akutagawastar]

IM ON THE FLOOR

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@centipxde the brand Milo’s makes zero calorie sweet tea and it’s genuinely really good. I don’t know if it’s an american only thing but I get it from walmart :’-)

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@angelflesh3 Like a beast