Startup Crap

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

"Looking for full stack developer with +5 years experience. Reward is good karma and sunshine." That's a real ad. #TechHorrorStories

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

"Two stories for the price of one". That's some good business sense. https://t.co/bIRe0c4LFF

[M.G. Siegler @mgsiegler]

@msquinn @nytimes blogging 101: take a strong stance to later refute it. two stories for price of one. usually doesn't happen same day tho.

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

@msquinn Are we really heading toward another dotcom bubble, or is the president secretly speculating on fb shares? https://t.co/tQvZUS6KhV

[Megan Quinn @msquinn]

Little confused by @nytimes today: either tech isn't focused on big enough problems, or it is and it's dangerous.

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

@mixpanel should come with a warning: “sitting in front of your dashboard playing with funnels for two hours str8 every day is not WORK”

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

@KISSmetrics that goes for you too.

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

"No marketing expenses because we're going to use free marketing techniques". So you're telling me your time is worth absolutely nothing?

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

Pretty sure this list: http://t.co/P6xY15T4HF belongs on @HuffPostEnt and not @HuffPostTech. I feel for those founders though.

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

"Brinqo, the Facebook of machine data for risk and security analytics". Bro, that's not a tagline. Not even close.

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

Another name from the list http://t.co/Pobpbd11ug list: "Opinsy, the Youtube of opinions". I thought Youtube was the Youtube of opinions.

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

http://t.co/u2v7nftrZn: a list of startup metaphors by the media, compiled by Huff Post. Excerpt:"eDealdujour, the Groupon of online dating"

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

12 emails and 26 updates to the user stories template later: "What do you mean, you can't deliver on the 5th ?" #techhorrorstories

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

The beta'll have geolocalized notifications and automated messages to your grandma whenever you order. It's "just an MVP".

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

"Build it and they will come". HA.

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

http://t.co/lZYsETRfPU So startup founders end up earning more on average? I'd like proof of that please. In dollars. On my bank statement.

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

the user should install the latest version of chrome

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

Market size exceeds $700 billion (and that excludes cats & birds which we consider at that stage as laggards)

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

we will use growth hacking techniques as our customer acquisition strategy #startup #crap

[Startup Crap @startupCrap]

"People need this platform because it's new" #startup #crap