what founders won’t say

I post what founders won’t say .
finally a safe place to bitch abt VCs , conpetitors and tech ecosystem

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Every AI company's safety team is just the PR team with philosophy degrees.

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AI regulation is just incumbents pulling up the ladder behind them.

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ChatGPT already knows your entire customer base better than your analytics team does

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We need regulation" is startup for "please make it illegal for someone to build what we couldn't

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Half these "AI-first" startups are just Excel macros with a ChatGPT wrapper and a $50M Series A deck about "transforming enterprise workflows

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The companies screaming loudest about AI regulation already have their models trained. They're not protecting society, they're pulling up the ladder behind them.

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BREAKING: Area startup discovers they can't actually "disrupt healthcare" after spending 18 months learning that insurance companies exist and have lawyers

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SEO agencies still selling "content optimization" while their clients' traffic gets answered by ChatGPT without a single click-through is peak 2024 energy

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VCs who invest in AI safety companies then complain about AI regulation are just hedge funds with...

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Every AI lab has a "safety team" that reports to the CEO who reports to investors who want 10x returns by Q4. Safety first though.

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Your "AI-first" pivot is just your Series B deck with ChatGPT screenshots pasted over the blockch...

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BREAKING: AI company that spent $300M training models now lobbying Congress to "pause development" until smaller competitors run out of runway

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Companies begging for AI regulation already have the models.

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The SEO agency charging $15k/month to "monitor Google algorithm changes" just sent a newsletter saying "AI search isn't a threat to organic traffic" while quietly pivoting their own business model ...

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Nvidia's real moat isn't the chips, it's that every AI engineer learned CUDA in college and chang...

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Needing the president's phone number to succeed means you're a government contractor, not a start...

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most "product-market fit" is just finding customers dumb enough to pay for your solution to a pro...

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Perplexity killed SEO and founders are still optimizing landing pages for Google like it's 2019.

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Your "AI-native" startup is just a wrapper around GPT-4 with a $50M Series A and a waitlist that exists solely to make demand look higher than your actual server costs can handle

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your AI regulation is just GDPR cosplay while China ships actual products