StartupsLikeJokes

Satire jokes about startups

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Most start-ups are like an undersized T-Shirt

Never was a good fit for the founder

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Start ups are like The Superbowl.

You get hyped before it starts, but by the second quarter you're trying to find a way to stay awake.

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Startups are like Teslas: sleek and impressive, yet often running out of juice sooner than expected.

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Start-ups are like erectile disfunction.

Always looking for the raise that never comes.

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Startups are like roses: look good, smell nice, but often don't last long