Jack Colton

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

I am the best man at a wedding on Tuesday, looking for a couple of things: 1) Need a good steakhouse that would have a private room for about 6 people, 2) Need a legal officiant in the State of Nevada to sign the... https://t.co/vw7NzqIBlL

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

Never sure the best way to deal with my Dad's Dad jokes. If I tell him what I really think, I'm a dick. If I fake a laugh or smile, I'm rewarding bad behavior and encouraging them in the future. If I pretend I didn't hear them, he repeats them. 🧐👀

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

In Park City, Utah this weekend for some Sundance stuff and to see Xania V. Woodman in passing, haha. Who all is around?

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

Was just reminded of one of my favorite Vegas stories: the time I made Suge Knight put out his cigar at a 2007 MTV VMA party in one of the Palm's Fantasy Tower suites that definitely had a balcony he could have dangled me off of had he been so inclined.

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

Had a bunch of business mail (credit cards, licenses, etc) from a number of companies show up at my house for someone I've never heard of, who isn't on any social channels, and isn't registered as a Nevada... https://t.co/DfoI9G5sTw

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

My form isn't exactly award-winning, but some of these new years resolutioners in the gym look like their undergoing an exorcism. Gyms should let personal trainers roam around for the month of January to guide people and potentially sell them on training...

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

Bad: Accidentally stepping on a woman's heel. Worse: In a moment of panic, getting your wires crossed and blurting out "you're welcome!" instead of apologizing, then having to try and explain that mistake on top of the first one.

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

Reminder: Don’t forget to RSVP for tomorrow nights Silent Rich event at The Barbershop from 6-9pm. Some great people will be there, including you. 😎 https://t.co/fULRyJl74S

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

For those who are wanting / planning to attend next Thursday's Silent Rich event in Las Vegas at The Cosmopolitan, please use the below link to RSVP (and have your guests do the same).

These events are a little different than most... https://t.co/fULRyJl74S

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

For some reason I went to bed and woke up even more thankful of everyone who’s been a part of my life journey so far. Literally anyone I’ve known and especially those I’ve really known. Definitely... https://t.co/NGnuGtMsi8

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

I always mix up “aww” and “ahh.” Which may not seem like that big of a deal, until you’re commenting on something like a picture of someone’s new baby 😂

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

Unexpected: My dog just set off the fire alarm and then jumped in the shower with me because she was scared.

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

Mind Blown: Tom from MySpace is about to turn 50.

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

Last minute trip to Phoenix Sunday to Monday for Silent Rich if anyone is in the area!

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

New Silent Rich Article! :-) https://t.co/smvQK04zEO

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

There’s always a part of me that wants to comment on Facebook posts “that’s an absolutely terrible story, no one gives a......” 😂

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

Migrated to California for the next however long. In the San Diego area the next few days and then Los Angeles for ____ after that. Hit me up if you're in the areas!

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

If anyone is looking for Yelp reviews on the flu I've had the last couple of days: 1 Star. Horrible service.

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

I always feel a little bad scrolling by someone's lengthy political diatribe that no one liked or commented on. Not enough to like or comment on it, but, still, they put time into that! Haha

[Jack Colton @startupstud]

True Story: I was today year's old when a very half-awake me was finally able to sympathize with women about not realizing a toilet seat had been left up...