Star Wasps

Far across the gulf of space, a great beast lurks in the void

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@JimmyCedeno5 @jerzey11011 The fuck are you talking about? His company pays nothing in taxes, my taxes were over 12,000 last year. I should pay his share though, right? He’s criticized because he’s the product of a corrupt system that grinds millions of people into the fucking dirt

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@sam792000 @theRealKiyosaki Conductivity.

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@intersektpony @elljawa @phillynottsbass @phoebe_bridgers Somehow your experience leads you to believe that Fiona Apple’s latest record is comparable to that in its impact, but if this tweet still exists in 2070, we’ll have to revisit the discussion and analyze it. My guess is it won’t even come close, despite the fact that I like it.

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@intersektpony @elljawa @phillynottsbass @phoebe_bridgers DSOTM is among the highest critically acclaimed records of all time, has one of the best covers of all time, and no one has touched it in rock music since. It’s usually compared to The Beatles White album and Michael Jackson’s Thriller, for good reason.

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@intersektpony @elljawa @phillynottsbass @phoebe_bridgers You can simply like anything you want, but believe it or not liking something just because isn’t the same as being profoundly affected by a piece of art the likes of which only come around once every 100 years or so. The point is that no one is doing that today, and it is valid.

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@Changinglenses @DefiantMutGod @KiaSpeaks Clearly you don’t live in Los Angeles.

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@piersmorgan ...or you could shut the fuck up and mind your business

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@TrumpWitchHunt @Cornishpasty3 @B20e @SeattlePD How the fuck do you know he wasn’t infected? Remember that a high percentage of carriers are asymptomatic and that’s a huge reason why we need to wear the masks in the fucking first place, yes? Perhaps all of us need to stop wearing them, we’re not all sick. Moron

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@NavaMoore @kunachii @neiltyson That logic applies to every single position, ever. What happens when a position that prioritizes morals and ethics (whatever the hell that means) is occupied by a corrupt individual? Point is moot.

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@cinnamonmontana @nickpelayo20 @CIR_Estee How do you know it was Apple’s digital assistant hacking your social network accounts, and not something way more likely, such as that you were phished? It’s about 10 million times more likely that your password was exposed because you didn’t pay attention at every login

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@GossipOnThis @chefrdv It shows that you’re an edgelord that sucks his own dick over how much he “tells it like it is”

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@RyanVolkman1 @crbngmyenthsism @Sethrogen It’s almost as if every dumbass white Christian conservative making 40k in this country is more concerned with minorities making less than paying attention to the fact that corporations and wealthy elite pay no taxes while they enable it to happen 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@RyanVolkman1 @crbngmyenthsism @Sethrogen Interesting. There’s millions of people around the world living under the benefits of universal healthcare, and we can’t seem to afford to implement such a system despite every fat hillbilly claiming how great we are.

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@pillyqo @davidchutchings @kirstiealley @realDonaldTrump Covfefe

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@jon_prosser What do you want, a cookie?

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@fairygl00m @MouthLikeKanye By extension that would be. If he needs to pay $800, it’s because raising that child supposedly costs $1600, right? Half?