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professional max verstappen glazer

[☆ @staryuee]

are you listening to me
me:

[َ @millyeonaire]

#mood

[mich ★ @dokfrenia]

que the body se estrenara cuando ao3 está caído es una de las peores cosas que pudieron pasarme alguien por favor puede pensar en las locas que necesitan atragantarse de fics apenas terminan de ver una serie en la que descubrieron 3872946346 shipps sáficos nuevos????

[s @jemenoiey]

anya & elise vibe.

[rose ⋆˚࿔ @crucifyelise]

INJECT IT!!

[ؘ @pervertsep]

my timeline is split between the lesbian couple from the body and the new ethel cain song just as god intended

[kuat :) 🐞 @daddysdopes]

they hate it when you serve sexually repressed blonde team captain closeted lesbian who has a boyfriend you don't care about and is in love with your childhood best friend

[𝔚𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔲𝔩𝔣 • FC @EggersGrimoire]

Nobody is more locked in than the Focus Features marketing department for WERWULF right now. Ethel Cain’s Winter Waxeth is releasing as close to the waxing crescent as possible.

[🐇 @carouselprncess]

i owe you a black eye & two kisses
tell me when u wanna come n get em

[el𐔌˙. 🌌 @crystalbepis_]

living in the uk is like having a helicopter mother who micromanages ur every move, a father who's too busy being racist to look after you, and somehow all the income is going to the grandparents so they can spaff it all on a p&o cruise. genuinely the quintessential nanny state

[ᥫ᭡ @eyremoors]

“ellen holds orlok in her arms. both dead. lilacs strewn around them. orlok is just an empty shell. ellen’s face is calm, beatific - finally at peace. finally fulfilled” a tragically beautiful ending

[𝔯𝔢𝔫 ♱ @vampren_]

the holy trinity

[Blargh @_Blargh1225]

“ma’am we’ve found 500gb of face sitting porn on your device”

[ff🟥 @zznnrrff]

If you do this in Burnham's Britain you'll be shot in the street like a dog

[eve 🍓🎪🪏 @strawb3rryfemme]

trying to explain why im Against the uk porn laws without sounding like The Pervert

[cav empty @cavempty_]

if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise

[🐐🇳🇱 @Mikk_MV33]

Most symbolic podium ever. You have the past (Hamilton), the present (Antonelli) and the future (Verstappen) in the same picture 🥹❤️

[Mlick @Mlickles]

"Translated from French"

[letty ♡ @missingmemori_]

max verstappen rzucający w przypadkowym wywiadzie, że w sumie to ma kręgi rozjebane w pył, funkcjonuje na lekach, a do niektórych zakrętów musi podchodzić uniesiony, bo inaczej nie może znieść bólu - super, fajna sobota…

[paulita⁶³ 🦋 | depression era @prettyrusslboy]

me watching an f1 race while tweeting that I want to die at the same time

[cinephile sicko @satireandsuch]

God has reportedly written an original hymn for the Bible.