Steven Schmidt

E-Commerce. "Bad Gambler" - Valparaiso Yelp Reviewer

[Steven Schmidt @staschmi]

Very topical:

https://t.co/2ey4gGKTg4

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Dude got beat so hard that he has to go on national tv 6 years later and yap and cry like a bitch about it

[Steven Schmidt @staschmi]

This is truly the dumbest timeline….

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

[Steven Schmidt @staschmi]

Just get rid of the all star game.

[Gregory Royal Pratt @royalpratt]

Harold’s Chicken Shack CEO Kristen Pierce-Sherrod died. Now her five adult children are in a fight over who owns it. This succession battles includes a mysterious, possibly fake will and former Mayor Lori Lightfoot. A fascinating read https://t.co/TGdUwybkuX

[Steve Fezzik @FezzikSports]

Once someone loses 6 figures, don't you think they should look in and see if they can afford this?

However, should someone WIN 10k

Bells/Whistles/ALARMS are going off EVERYWHERE. Internal investigations are immediately put in place.

These companies say they are committed to "responsible gambling"

Yet normal non billionaires can lose fortunes, not just no questions asked, but send them VIP perks!

but anyone who gets any CLV gets tossed out.

[Harrison Lee @HarrisonCLee]

Thierry and Zlatan saying they wouldn't have become soccer players because of the costs of the American youth system, then seeing Lalas say it's a great system because it makes a lot of money for some people really sums it all up nicely

[Bologna @PeterFonseca]

Pope Bob has the Vatican looking like an Evergreen Park basement.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[Bo Tussi @BoJaxGOAT]

the dudes at Costco working for AT&T trying to get you to switch phone providers has to be a top 5 worst jobs in the world

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

Bob Costas’ closing monologue after Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls won their “Last Dance” title in the 1998 NBA Finals

[Steven Schmidt @staschmi]

Whats with my amazon delivery driver using a small Uhaul truck to deliver packages?

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

Wanted: A very good boy

Reward: a dream day at @loanDepotpark

[scoob @MostCrucified]

yeah i'm going to bed man fuck this we traded giannis for the chick from stranger things

[Jed Meshew II @JedKMeshew]

You know Alex Pereira is super popular because people are up in arms over Ciryl Gane fouling him (in a fight he was losing) when 8 months ago the conversation was about how Tom Aspinall was a quitter for getting stabbed in the eyes.

[Steven Schmidt @staschmi]

hey wait a minute you told me you didn't vote @tonydindy!

[CooperGlock13 @WilliamSan81508]

@tonydindy Always knew you were a democrat dick sucker...

[Connor Onion @ConnorOnion]

Because of Stacey, we as Bulls fans know “it’s a simple game.”

Because of Stacey, we always have hot sauce ready.

Because of Stacey, we like our meatballs spicy.

Because of Stacey - and the joy he brought - this goodbye hits so hard.

Drive home safely, Stacey. Beep Beep.

[Morale Supply Co.™ @moralesupplyco]

“If you had told me Cameron Payne would make seven threes I might've slapped you Neil" -Stacey King

[Steven Schmidt @staschmi]

A Chicago legend - gone too soon.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

We are devastated by the passing of 3x NBA Champion and beloved broadcaster Stacey King.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Almost bought a new Porsche today. We got 95% of the deal done but couldn’t agree on a price, exact model, color or accessories.