Stasha Burpee

Back in the PNW 🏔

[Stasha Burpee @stashaproblems]

Thinking about one of my biggest regrets in life: last summer I drove past a turtle trying to cross the road, I didn’t stop and help him...I hope he’s okay and living his best turtle life 🐢

[crab @dmndeyes]

White people love riots for sports but lose their shit when people riot for human rights

[Tess Koman @tessie_the_mess]

questions i have about kylie's announcement, ranked:
1) we are collectively agreeing to disregard the super bowl now, yes?
2) which lip kit did she wear to give birth?
3) do we even care about chicago west?

[Stasha Burpee @stashaproblems]

My most played song on Apple Music is Belle from Beauty and the Beast #noshame #imfiveyearsold #childatheart

[Tess Koman @tessie_the_mess]

judge aquilina tells larry nassar "i just signed your death warrant," sentencing him to 175 years. GOD BLESS this woman. https://t.co/nvN3wEC46m

[Stasha Burpee @stashaproblems]

I just broke my Hermione collectible figurine that I got in the third grade and I think my life might be over #RIP

[Carl @gnarlystewart]

Kim K named her baby Chicago West. If you put a comma in between Chica & go, it becomes “Chica, go West”. West of LA is the Pacific Ocean. Ocean rhymes with potion. Potion has 6 letters. “Lip kit” also has 6 letters. Kylie sells lip kits. Kim is hinting that Kylie is pregnant.

[Stasha Burpee @stashaproblems]

A part of my soul dies every Monday because the east coast gets to watch @BachelorABC before I do #wesstcoastproblems

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Dr. King was 26 when the Montgomery bus boycott began. He started small, rallying others who believed their efforts mattered, pressing on through challenges and doubts to change our world for the better. A permanent inspiration for the rest of us to keep pushing towards justice.

[Katie Luke @katielukee]

Girls let’s always treat each other like we’re meeting drunk in the bathroom and just hype each other up in 2018

[just a bunny 🐇⛓️‍💥 @rosyghoul]

damn smash mouth was right, the years start coming and they really don’t stop coming

[Girlboss @girlboss]

"There are so many women's stories that still need and deserve to be told. Let's continue to hold each other accountable and ... champion these stories." #RachelBrosnahan

[Stasha Burpee @stashaproblems]

#ICYMI #timesup https://t.co/7r2ZjgqPuh

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

Because a speech this powerful deserves a standing "O". #GoldenGlobes

[Girlboss @girlboss]

"I want all the girls that are watching to know that a new day is on the horizon. And when that new day finally dawns, it will be because a lot of magnificent women ... who will bring us to a time when none of us have to say #metoo.” — @Oprah #goldenglobes #oprah2020 #timesup

[Stasha Burpee @stashaproblems]

2018 Goal: qualify for the next tier on my airline rewards card 😏 seeing as I was just a few flights shy of doing that in 2017, I don’t think it will be that big of a challenge

[Stasha Burpee @stashaproblems]

😂😂😂 I choose option 3 https://t.co/zKasppSMQ8

[KELLY COHEN @ByKellyCohen]

my friend’s friend is a 3rd grade teacher, and just texted me this student’s homework she had hanging in her apartment 😭😂😩

[Jess Litras✨Travel + Lifestyle @JayCitrus]

You are actually a moron. That’s not how global warming works. I can’t believe I’m smarter than the president. https://t.co/hFFyDqLJID

[Stasha Burpee @stashaproblems]

@TeraaGal In my defense all of this went down before I gave any fucks about celebrity gossip 🤷🏼‍♀️