Darryl Ackley

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

Happy Friday, everyone.

Metallica - Blackened Intro (reversed & normal) https://t.co/fWSY01EVgz via @YouTube

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

My parents, both on Medicaid for long-term care, get more credit card offers than I do political mailers. . .

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

@Kronykal I just tell them, “no thanks, I’ll wait here.” They get so mad.

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

It is Sunday and the Cleveland Browns can no longer ruin that

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

If Doritos had a navy, I’d be a midchipman.

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

It's too bad this never got traction...

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Kids today will never get to experience watching The Weather Channel in the 90s. So many bangers were played during the Local On The 8s.

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

@morganwarstler Hey, we're 0-2, same as KC at this point. It's our year.

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

Scared to go back and read those AI meeting-bot emails I get sometimes.

Meeting Summary:
- Phillip will adjust timelines for sprint completion.
- Suzanne will follow up with stakeholders.
- Darryl went on a long, meandering rant about "the cloud" and how NMDOT hoards fiber.

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

Adding @AmericanAir to my “last resort” list after the Flight 9 (DFW-ELP-ABQ) fiasco tonight. I get that weather happens, but letting your flight crew argue with each other at the front of the cabin for an hour after re-boarding and then deplaning us for a second time?

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

You're on Alone. You need to build a boat to get access to better fishing. Choose your fighter: Harbor Freight Tarp or Iam's Dog Food Bags.

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

@PepsidawgD @innoutburger_

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

Waiting for shaders to compile…

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

I asked Grok to analyze the proposed Artificial Intelligence Act 😅
https://t.co/htDWPDaecF

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

Oh look. Another KC/Philly superbowl.

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

Or they'll have to NAT them by regime a la IPV4.

[Darryl Ackley @statMasterAck]

They're going to run out of 6-10 character combinations for new prescription drugs soon. Soon drug names will have to follow password-style rules. One capital letter, one special character, one numeric character, etc. Try twice daily $$pAs4tr0l!@, for acute password vertigo.