Stat Crimes

Exposing the numbers that shouldn’t be real.
Funny football stats. Statistical crimes only.

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@Arsenal No time for love story. He smashed it in

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Declan Rice started 35 of Arsenal’s 38 Premier League games last season.

4 goals, 5 assists, and elite numbers across progressive carries, tackles and chances created.

The midfield engine of the champions.

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@stoiczy Love him 🥰

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HT: Arsenal 1-1 Como

Arsenal completely dominating.
xG: 1.2 – 0.1

Martin Baturina’s late equaliser is the only reason it’s level.

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HT: Manchester United 1-1 Leeds

Joshua Zirkzee opened the scoring (16’)
Brenden Aaronson equalised (29’)

Early stats:
Man United 7 shots – Leeds 2
xG: 0.78 – 0.01

Possession almost level (51%-49%)

United creating the better chances so far.

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@XolidCity @ManCity He’d be a big loss for you guys

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Erling Haaland scored 27 Premier League goals last season.

He also added 8 assists.

Still the most complete number 9 in the league.

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@GoonerEG She was marking her territory

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@g_ndamwe Allow 😂

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Rayan Cherki finished with 12 assists for Manchester City last season.

Only Bruno Fernandes created more.

At just 21 years old.

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@g_ndamwe 15 wouldn’t be bad 👀

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Arsenal conceded only 27 goals in the entire Premier League season.

The lowest total in the division last season.

Defensive control at its highest level.

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@Parkermon Okay mate

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@_IanAFC We eating soon

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@Parkermon He’s a baller if we’re being real

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@XolidCity Hope they produce good stats to post

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@g_ndamwe Already waiting

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@afcRusell Football stats

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@ChiomaAfc1 Have a good day dear

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@Leftwithzero @ChiomaAfc1 We’ll be gathering stats