State Frauditor Matt Rosendale

I'm Montana's Maryland-raised State Frauditor.

Parody account.

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

How old was I when I found out Article II is not the Second Amendment?
Today, I was today years old.
#mtpol #mtsen
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[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

When every day is an out of office day. https://t.co/FcwtDLNneU #mtpol #mtsen

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

See you in Harve!! #mtpol #mtsen

[Rand Paul @DrRandPaul]

Good morning Montana! Day 2 with @MattForMontana We have stops in Billings, Harve & Lewistown. Visit https://t.co/AYoYXuEjG6 for details and I hope to meet you all today.

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

That feeling before you realize that your public lands photo-op was probably on private land owned by a Marylander. https://t.co/tu328SevKZ #mtpol #mtsen

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

And work third, if you’re the State Frauditor. Check out https://t.co/CeMWq4RJjw to see my daily lunch schedules. Yum! #mtpol #mtsen

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

So maybe next time we’ll check the coordinates before taking a public lands photo-op. In my defense, I thought we were still in Maryland. https://t.co/tu328SevKZ #mtpol #mtsen

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

Wait, so private land isn’t the same as public land? Maybe I shouldn’t have backed that land transfer plan… https://t.co/tu328SevKZ #mtpol #mtsen

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

FACT CHECK: True. #mtpol #mtsen

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

Who needs public lands when you can get campaign $$ from billionaires who own thousands of acres? Time to celebrate with my rich buddies! #mtpol #mtsen

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

First, I got $13,000 from some very special donors. Then I met with reps of the donors who gave me that cash. Can you guess what happened the next day? #mtsen #mtpol

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

TFW when my man Mitch McConnell blows the game and says we need to look at cutting Medicare and Social Security. C’mon swamp buddy, couldn’t you wait a month? #mtpol #mtsen

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

On today’s schedule? Just lunch! So glad I got elected State Frauditor so that I could fill my schedule with this kind of important work. Please don’t click on https://t.co/aUuD763q3M #mtpol #mtsen

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

President Trump: “We passed a landmark VA accountability law”

Me: *said @jontester’s bipartisan veterans bill that @realdonaldtrump signed into law is just the little stuff*

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[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

President Trump: “You’re going to have such great health care”
Me: *supports plans that could deny coverage to the 152,000 Montanans with pre-existing conditions*
#mtpol #mtsen
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[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

President Trump: “We’re strongly protecting our public lands for hunters and fisherman”
Me: *advocated for transferring federal public lands*
#mtpol #mtsen
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[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

President Trump: “We are going to drain the swamp”

Me: *dropped fines and charges against top campaign donor*

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[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

Lol these people in Montana care about their Social Security. They should’ve become beltway millionaires like me and Mitch. #mtpol #mtsen https://t.co/ndiEQ1RL74

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

Swamp captain Mitch came to my fundraiser in the swamp this week. If he needs a vote to cut Medicare, that’s a YOU problem. I’m in it for ME!
#mtpol #mtsen
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[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

So excited to hear that swamp captain Mitch McConnell is planning to gut Social Security and Medicare next year. #mtpol #mtsen
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[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

TFW I come home to the beltway and see all my besties like swamp captain Mitch McConnell. #mtpol #mtsen

[State Frauditor Matt Rosendale @statefrauditor]

My East Coast pollsters say it’s fine that I’m spending so much time fundraising in the swamp because the folks in Maryland love me. They can vote in Montana… right? #mtpol #mtsen