Andie 👻

please don’t make me follow topics.

[Andie 👻 @stategolf_]

You guys, sometimes, I realize that the person I’m talking to is pretty sure I’m flirting with them and then I’m like “uh oh oops” and it’s the most common miscommunication I think I have.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

YOU GUYS ARE COPS!!!!! The surveillance state has become too much. You all monitor and record everyone too much! Stop being a fucking cop! ACAB for your ass too!

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

“You guys are eating EVERY day??” -WSJ

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Free my older family members from facebook Ai 🤖 😩

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

A move completely antithetical to the ethos of the Alamo and to those who love the theatrical experience they provide. This is a profound and upsetting mistake @alamodrafthouse

[Jonathan Smith @DegenerateTBone]

Not for nothing, if any of my neighbors, friends, or loved ones joined ICE, I would never speak to them again.

[Olivia Becker @oliviaLbecker]

Zohran is setting unreasonable expectations for 30-somethings ability to stay out late

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“let the soft animal of your body love what it loves” but mary oliver my soft animal loves ASPARTAME!!!!!!!!

[Andie 👻 @stategolf_]

They’re playing She Wants Revenge at the club

[izzi @lZZlPOP]

it’s a knife when you become important at work

[coldslaw @ColdSlaw444]

flight tickets should cost $5 roundtrip if you’re flying to see someone you really miss and love

[Andie 👻 @stategolf_]

Based on the direct eye contact I keep making with our ring camera, I would not do well on television.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Andie 👻 @stategolf_]

It’s really cute of me that I can never remember what iPhone I have and always have to look in settings.

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

i know the heart button on an ig story hate to see me coming when ive had 3-4 beers

[Andie 👻 @stategolf_]

Is it really teachers pet of me to not share proprietary work information? I think yes…

[Andie 👻 @stategolf_]

Truthfully I find it a little rude that I’m still laughing at jokes on Twitter.

[Andie 👻 @stategolf_]

@abbswest Drop the book rec