Wendi

Futilely pursuing Dorothy Parker's wit and size-6-jeans, fueled by wine and cake.

[Wendi @stateofcake]

There's a dog print on my side table-> dogs dancing on tables while unsupervised? Must check tequila levels.

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Let’s take the #wine party over to bsky. This bottle is down to the dregs. Same wine, aged a little longer… [email protected]

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Why do you love Colorado? I have too many reasons to list. CU changed my life. Play along too. #lovecolorado #uccs https://t.co/icNAk2Ei3K

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I bought satin joggers. I suppose this means I should relinquish my youth card and move quickly into old lady status. #decrepitude

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I’m not sure how I feel about TikTok filters. It’s like a Time Machine. This was me today, but in the 90’s. Unfortunately, I can’t replicate this today in the today’s.

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@Sassodoro Good- that’s comforting. I didn’t want to age myself.

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Can’t remember the last time I posted here. I’m guessing we don’t call them tweets anymore. Is the verb for posting now xing? xenization/ing? xeniuming? They just don’t have the same ring.

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@dorotheedillon Swoon!

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@PicturesFoIder Lolz

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Let’s catch up on Threads or Instagram. Same name, less BS. It’s been a good run.

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@BiteMeSausage Dessert for dinner 😂

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Do club crackers, Nutella, and blueberries count as a charcuterie board? #justasking

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@ask_aubry She spelled “lack of gag reflex” wrong.

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Let’s not talk about love language. I’d like to talk about stress language. Mine is eating ReadyWhip on a fun-sized Snickers. Now you go.

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So my question is, can the delusions and paranoia precede strokes? Or, is she just in a psychotic break?

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Medical twitter, I have today’s brand of crazy. 2.5 weeks ago my mom had an ICH with a pretty large bleed. She has right side deficits and difficulty feeding herself. That’s the normal part…

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I was hopeful that the stroke would be a good way to squeeze in a psychological evaluation, but she has aphasia.

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@Wendys_Garden Sounds like they picked the wrong title- she will always be a “consort” to me. 🙊

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Nothing says comfort food like bourbon and mashed potatoes.