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BRING AEGON THE USURPER TO ME

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@BuzzingPop and who’s always at the scene of the crime…

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@eastblocvisuals my dream kitchen mind you

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there’s really no reason for me to defend channing tatum in the way I do

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@21metgala oh this would be insane

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olive garden ad right after Giada goes on dwts this is a psyop

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you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself move to Florida permanently

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Imagine your mom is elizabeth holmes bro I need to stop complaining

[ames the tv guy @amess_art]

the thing is paul baker is so hot its like looking at the sun, samir is hot but like he Could realistically be my boyfriend which is almost Worse

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cheesecake and beer girl dinner my life sucks

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@hopes_revenge a case for dating me put this on his fyp not mine

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tuna melt tacos

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@FilmUpdates @DEADLINE I just full forced screamed holy shit

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this phoebe beef actually gives gracie a level of credibility that MIGHT get me to listen to her album

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people wanna be dauntless so bad bitch you’re abnegation

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then I find out he’s a bisexual misogynist

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@itskayIuh all it takes is just one little push

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all I wanna do is laugh bro… all I wanna do is laugh

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need to be a fly on the wall when ben affleck and matt damon grab a few beers in boston and discuss marriage and relationships

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anne hathaway the mother fucking goat

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if you’re a real twitter user you’ve looked death in the eye