Jo

Awful runner, bad sewer, middling mum, good reader, perfect rugby fan.
Self-builder (IG @ballymac_project)

[Jo @stateofjohio]

@thameswater I had access blocked to my house on two separate occasions today due to works on the street. I had to move the barriers myself on a busy road because it is impossible to speak to someone quickly. WhatsApp customer service will not put me through to a call.

[Jo @stateofjohio]

@WhichUK Just a note - the Northern Ireland photo is incorrect, it shows Portrush instead of Portstewart. I highly recommend Portrush!

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@TheTrawlPodcast every time you play a bit of Cilla, it makes me think of this lovely list of her accomplishments that Popbitch thoughtfully compiled a while back. So beloved by BA, the cabin crew now call their most *particular* customers a CB
https://t.co/4jI9ww7KJ7

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@ZARA_Care I'm going nowhere on a chat with Zara right now - paid for next day delivery (meant to be today), got an email saying it would be Monday, and now being told I can't do anything until it is delivered. I am going away on Sunday and don't want it sitting on my front step

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@papercutsshow #fixtheheadline

More sleep please, say 8 out of 10 twats

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@papercutsshow #fixtheheadline
8 out of 10 twats

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@papercutsshow @msmirandasawyer @JonnElledge @GrainneMaguire Anti-rizz = my husband calls people with no charisma the craicuum, sucking the craic out of any situation

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Heartbreak in Paris last night
🍀🏉💔

#IREvNZL #RWC2023 #COYBIG #fourproudprovinces #stadedefrance

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@TheNewsAgents @MattHancock @lewis_goodall @GlobalPlayer The guy literally had an app about himself. But he doesn't want scrutiny?

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@PaulGCornish My oldest's middle name is Blythe, a character's surname in Anne of Green Gables. My youngest has the middle name Ripley, after Ellen Ripley. We love the names for their connections to something we hold dear. And frankly, they're lucky I didn't call both of them Maria Von Trapp.

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@RoryStewartUK But are you in the knave??

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@jamesrbuk @TBIJ Start your own conspiracy!

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@vulgadrawings "First come the gays, then the girls, then... the industry" - Samantha Jones. Teenage girls and young women are 100% tastemakers 💪🏻

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@PaulGCornish Part of me thought I should hold off and binge in a few weeks, but I do not have that willpower

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@PaulGCornish I love this show! Season 2 is holding up very well so far too

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@rickburin Chop Suey - System of a Down. Mainly because I haven't a clue what the words are but it's a class song

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@Modhabobo I will add to the frying party - boil it a bit, then loads of garlic and butter in a frying pan. When it's crispy and hot add cold tomatoes, radish and parsley straight from the fridge 😋

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@jowrotethis I wish I could like this a thousand times over. My ten year old self onwards to my thirty eight year old self. This is the most defining TV memory of my childhood

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@ZipcarUK Hello, I have used two different browsers on my laptop and am getting the same issue. I need to reactivate my account in order to book a Zipcar, otherwise I will have to use another company. Please can you advise

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@RareTweets4 @DrProudman You are right of course - I should have worded my tweet better. It's something that comes up in conversation when we are talking about our partners going out after work versus us going out in the evening.