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@stoolpresidente Suck my dick and shave the beard

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Get Tswift out of the garden now

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HOW BOUT THOSE RAMS?!!!

TELL US IF YOU TAILED US ON OUR FUTURES

LA Rams to win Super Bowl +2200
LA Rams to win NFC +1000

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Do not let it come back to the garden

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Hey Indiana, bite the pillow we’re going in dry

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I am the captain now lookin ass

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@unusual_whales So you’re telling me another politician took US taxpayer dollars and did whatever the fuck they wanted with it? That’s impossible.

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@SwedishPM lol “Sweden stands with Ukraine” nice if we need a Volvo we’ll be sure to send you a text.

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@realDonaldTrump enough with this Canada bullshit. Let them keep their maple syrup, tim hortons, and nerf gun military. Let’s join forces with Brazil. Please call my direct line immediately.

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I’m sorry but that’s it? Best of three on the mason dixon line, the beaches of Normandy, Iwo Jima even. I’m naming American sites because I can’t for the life of me think of anything relevant you maple syrup eating fucks have done for society. We’ll play you in a Timmy fucking Hortons for fucks sake. One more game winner takes all. @JustinTrudeau you’ve been awful at just about everything, let’s do something right for a change. Let the boys play!

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@woodyjohnson4 my entire childhood and early adult life has been great except for the fact that i'm a fan of your team. Sell the Jets for the good of NY. Please. And tell your dumb nephew he should move to LA nobody likes him or gives a fuck here

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A letter to @woodyjohnson4. Your tenure as owner of the New York Jets has been a masterclass in how not to run an NFL franchise. From terrible hires to ego-driven decisions, the Jets have been stuck in a cycle of dysfunction that starts with you and freddo, your dumb brother.

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Jets fans are among the most loyal and passionate in sports, but they’ve been saddled with an owner who prioritizes his ego over the team’s success. Until there’s a cultural overhaul starting with you and Freddo, the Jets will remain a cautionary tale in how not to run a team.

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Look no further than Geno Smith and Sam Darnold—two quarterbacks who struggled in the Jets’ toxic environment only to find success elsewhere. Geno, once labeled a bust in New York, is now leading the Seahawks to playoff contention and earning Pro Bowl honors.

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Take the hiring of Adam Gase in 2019, for example. Despite a disastrous tenure with the phins, you brought him in as head coach, a move that derailed the team’s progress and set back every player we have. The Jets became a revolving door of wasted talent and missed opportunities.

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Really excited to see a federal
Government that would struggle connecting to Bluetooth headphones draw up legislation around AI and synthetic media

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@SpeakerPelosi why don’t you just invest with taxpayer money if you’re gonna cheat. Cheat for the people not just yourself and that dip shit husband of yours

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@hawktuah I got news for you. Everyone spits, it’s time to differentiate yourself . What makes you different? Why should your jersey be in the rafters?

Pls advise.