stale slut

i have to wear the pants in a relationship, good pants, they make my butt look good

[stale slut @stathood]

i get to marry my two best friends together???? ARE U KIDDING ME????? I GOT ORDAINED IN 6 MINUTES SO MY BFFS CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER IN MARRIAGE?? by the power vested in me, as ur bestie, u are now married???? SCREAMING CRYIJG THROWIN UP

[𐕣 @gumvape]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Anna Bower @AnnaBower]

shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this

[Mary @mxryboo]

found my future husband

[Danielle O'Shea @DanielleOShea32]

A goddess doing goddess things

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

it’s a sign of deep respect in our culture

[ani @freeazuIa]

“I hope it passes quickly so I can forget about it” LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

he doesn’t even know how much he is loved 🥹

[hicks2guantnamo @Hicks2Guantnamo]

Republicans will post shit like this and then cry when you call them a Nazi btw

[aether @bluewdrift]

My therapist dropped a gem: you can't spend your life avoiding heartbreak or bad things from happening. You have to condition yourself to have appropriate emotional responses but learn to keep moving forward.

[bunny 🐰 @puppii_pawz]

watching this movie while being a neurodivergent absolutely broke me because it made me realize that there really is someone out there for everyone!! And one day you won’t be seen as too much or too weird by everyone ANYWAYS🥲

[itzy binks ohtani 💙🇲🇽 @itzybitzyminnie]

mexicans cant take shit serious im crying AHAHAHHA

[ALM @TheRealALM]

"they can edit him out of that" lol

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

LOL SPAIN EDITED TRUMP OUT OF THE PHOTO 🤣🤣🤣

[breezeh @briscoepark]

a walk here would go so fucking hard

[Derek 🐂 Bullish on Baltimore @MobtownDare]

a second ex-wife just hit the south tower

[dom*** @domtheeaquarius]

They all look so unbelievably cvnt I actually quick liked a hate tweet by mistake

[jae 🦂🍁 @gaythejae]

i'm seeing people discredit ryan goslings performance in phm somehow like this wasn't the situation he had to act in

[Lisa @La_Dee_Da_2023]

Shout out to Jimothy’s mama for never giving up on her baby 🥹

[Jack Duval🌊 @jackduval]

MAJOR NEWS🚨

new footage has been released showcasing baby jimothy's voice

up until this point nobody knew what jimothy sounded like and now we do

(please listen with sound on)