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please laugh…please

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Episode one of CAFFEINATION and TIOLENTATION ✨✨ #coffee #getreadywithme https://t.co/zEXG3GaG1s

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@ChrisViola2 Thread it baby

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Everyone of them

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Wtf is threads

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I can’t this album Kiana wrote got me cryinggggg my eyes out. “Deeper” is so gooooddddd like what a piece of art

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Why nicki didn’t go on “get loud” with @coi_leray like that shit would be HEATTTTT

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@Goldbloodedkil2 Get your Long Islands ready chile

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I guess owners do look like their dogs because he needs to be dogging me out with those eyes

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The next bitch talking shot or clout chasing from/about her

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The only reason I respond is because it’s hilarious and you came at me crazy. I don’t perpetuate it after I said what I said. I’m also a cisman so…?

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@jreal456 I feel like stretch marks are one of the other to me. People love it or hate it

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The girls love to try reading me but you can never. Y’all read picture books, I read novels.

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@jreal456 It’s legit the worse especially when you drunk

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Nooooooo flossing

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Hopped off the boat, I am such an immigrant
Why he get Nicki Minaj tatted on his ligament?
Wait, just for the record get wetter than fishermen
Pull up with some 26s up under the Michelins
You know I pop-pop-pop it like a pistol
That's why I keep my wrist looking like like a disco

[𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘬𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘮𝘪 @OnikaNewss]

DROP A NICKI MINAJ BAR OR GET A SHO*T!

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@flickyfourloko can we please go I’m so down to meet and hav a great time

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Such a meteorologist

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@Goldbloodedkil2 Chile finally

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@KianaLede what a gem. Whew grudges, bitter bitch, and closure 😫😫😫

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It’s legit the most disappointing thing when they look weird at you & just super confused. I also do the thing where I say the most outlandish & gay shit in the world & if they don’t laugh or hav a bad reaction, it’s clipped.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

If you ever want to test if you have a real connection with someone. Tell them a joke but don’t laugh. Preferably a dark/sarcastic joke. If it’s a text, don’t use any emojis or LOL’s. If they instantly laugh, they get you. they “understand” you.