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[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

Fuck this driveway

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

why touch grass when you can touch a Dr Pepper

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

They really arguing about golf LMAOOO

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

Idk something about this bridge shit seems fishy

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

@PaytonCrawford2 @Lissa_Fowler LMAOOOO

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

@stigguh @fckn_hippie I seent it 😪

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

@stigguh K

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

@PaytonCrawford2 I just wanna know who tf is eating that shit cause they gotta be mentally ill 😂💀

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

Ain’t no way the most ordered dish in my area is fucking long John silvers…

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

@mk6_alan @kudzuuuuuu he talking shit

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

@billabunghole Dayseeker >>>>

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

Update: @kalebvn is the best. That’s all. That’s the tweet.

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

“Hey we should do secret Santa with the homies, that would be fun”
Secret Santa with the homies:

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

The same CIA that started the crack epidemic? Sounds about right

[𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞 @elizableu]

Oh ok so the CIA killed JFK confirmed? 😐

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

“Hey we should do secret Santa with the homies, that would be fun”
Secret Santa with the homies:

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

That first sip of Red Bull in the morning hits harder than my dad 😮‍💨

[Rare @stfuayen]

Me after my alarm has already gone off 6 times

[𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 @staticpendejo]

The fact I want all of these but there’s no shows near me 😭😭

[DAYSEEKER @dayseeker]

Peep our current merch spread for the Concrete Jungle Tour 🫶🏼 these designs/garments are ONLY available in person at these shows. Which item is your favorite?