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Blue dot in the reddest state. Atheist in the bible belt. Surrounded by people yet totally alone. Send help.

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It takes 32 pancakes to shingle a doghouse

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@OKCPD was almost hit in our parking lot AGAIN today by someone who cuts red light corners. Can you let me know where I can purchase some spike strips? I would like to handle it, since no one else will.

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@OKCPD you’re missing some intense road rage out there today. I know it’s ignored, but today was extra, in comparison, to every day’s nightmare driving in this city.

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Hey @OKCPD, are vehicles supposed to yield to pedestrians outside the convention center? If so, there’s a marked unit I just called out for driving right through one while he was distracted. Tell him to stop texting.

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@hemantmehta If I believed this nonsense to begin with, Trump claiming it’s due to him would be enough to make any sane person an atheist.

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@OKCPD the street racing from 122nd and Council heading west is sure fun to watch, but surely it’s not sanctioned, right? Almost every red light, it’s a drag race west. It’s fun to watch, but not fun knowing I’m leaving this parking lot shortly.

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@churchtalkative Sorry, your imaginary enemy isn’t going to make me care about your imaginary friend. Seek help.

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@OKCPD You do realize this is standard on the Lake Hefner Raceway, right? If I’m only going 20-30 over, I’m getting passed like I’m parked.

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@CharlesMcCallOK Every time I see your ad, I’m reminded how many suffer from Trump-itis. I hope you get destroyed in the primaries and your ads stop. You’re insufferable, I’ll be voting for everyone you’ve been brainwashed to hate.

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I spend all my time & energy to make sure everyone else is happy. Sometimes quotes/memes slap you in the face.

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Go science!