Stats Merchant

The game. The stories. The debate. Everything football. ⚽️❤️

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

Raphinha’s low driven shots has to be one of the best attributes a winger can have

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🅰️NTHONY

[ELI LEE @EliLeezayy]

My key takeaway from the game is the fact that we don’t have to depend on Lamine anymore thanks to these two.

Our attack now moves from the left, right and center as opposed to last season.

[KMG @From_KMG]

Hearing people talk about GTA6 while I don’t have a PS5

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

@boskimono @Mohamed_Y19 Real Chelsea fan btw

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

@LazyCode3 Ahhh 😂👍

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

This should be all Barca fans prayer point rn

[Touchline Tactics @Emmy__Mor]

We wont get red card this year in UCL
We wont get red card this year in UCL
We wont get red card this year in UCL

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

They don’t have this at Liverpool? 😭

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨Ibrahima Konaté slide down the stair railing at the Santiago Bernabéu https://t.co/ZlVoJvHCwf

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

Menace, this guy is evil

[Football Matter @footbolmatter10]

Unless he gets a long term injury, Nobody will ever win that Golden boot in laliga again till this beast leaves.
Back to back to back to back to back, and ur papa no fit do anything about it

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

😭😭😭

[Gb_kenny @_kehindehassan]

Once gravenberch collect ball with that him turn like this, e go just de go ni, e no wan hear say e be dm for that moment, nothing concern am with possession turn over😭😭😭😭😭

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

See how this old man is running. How old are you

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Aubameyang lighting up La Liga.

Two fantastic goals in back to back games

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

Thought this guy would be chilling somewhere in Gabon, smh 🤦‍♂️

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Auba is still smashing it in La Liga at 37 years of age when he could easily be at Saudi earning more.

Class is truly permanently.🔥👏

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

@boskimono @CFCKhris “greatest player of all time my a**”

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

God is really wonderful man. How does someone think like this, full brutality on his profile 😭

[JoëlMatipFanClub @jmatipfanclub]

Frimpong attacks like a defender and defends like an attacker is I think the perfect way to describe him

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

Look at that face and tell me Dybala is 32. And y’all expect me to believe Diowomande is 19?

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Both Malen and Dybala recorded a hat-trick of goals and assists for Roma in the same game. Has this ever happened before? 🥶

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

I just imagined Pedri being the captain while Rodri is on the pitch, cringe.

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

You’re too young to understand, little one. 🥹

[𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕪𝕓𝕖𝕫𝕠𝕤🏅 @MickeyB_jnr]

“Dad please why is my name Adeyemi Gordon”

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

Where do we get all these set of fans from?

[Ayomide💙❤️ @Ayomide26821]

Nicolas Jackson is better than Alvarez, but y’all aren’t ready for this conversation. I’ll rather buy Jackson for 120m than buying Alvarez for that amount.

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

That CB looks more secured and reassured, I finally see why Julian has been on the radar for Barca, Deco and the players. He fits the style perfectly.

Barca will cook, mate. 🔥

[bulletin @BULLETlN]

Culers, honest question. Based on what we saw yesterday, are we more in need of a ST (Alvarez) or a CB?

[Stats Merchant @stats_mrchant]

This twitter is a brutal space fr….

“Until he dived” as how? 😭