Stats Norway

We give you important and 99% correct facts and statistics about Norway. For inquiries, contact the admins: @lynngaard and @karenmaaseide

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200% of all norwegians agree that a wavy cheese slicer makes brown cheese taste even better

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Only real norwegians are able to wake up in the mornings during the winter half year

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Things norwegians are good at:
•skiing
•avoiding strangers
•complaining about tiny things when they in reality are quite happy

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Darkness in Norway is now at aprox 43,2% Darkness will increase steadily until december 21, when we reach 100% darkness

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78% of norwegians will avoid conversations with strangers on the bus, but 100% of norwegians will listen in to others conversations

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11/10 norwegians agree that Norway has the best tap water in the world 🤤💦

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Acceptable terms for potato balls with sausages, cholrabi and bacon:
•raspeball
•komle
•heavenly deliciousness

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Little saturday > hump day

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Rumor has it that the next installment in the «bølgen»-franchise will be called «ruskeværet»

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During spring, summer and fall, norwegians only drive teslas, but during winter they have to whip out the old polar bear from the garage to guide them through the ruthless ice and snow

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All Norwegians agree that the Thor from Marvel is inaccurate according to norse myth, but all norwegians agree that Chris Hemsworth is worthy 💪

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En tesla
To teslae

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If your crime novel has not been written by Jo Nesbø, is it even a crime novel?

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Norwegians when it rains: «Ah man. All i want is some sun and heat»
Norwegians when its sunny: «actually.. now its a little too hot and dry. All i want is some rain and cooler temperatures»

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Norway is currently drier than your mothers sense of humor

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Prices on norwegian ferrys are Aproximately 789053% higher than anywhere else

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Norwegian ferje-staples
•svele
•kaffi
•is
•avis

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Netflix and chill? More like fredagstaco and gullrekka

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Norway’s top 3 best kept secrets:
3. the russian borderpatrol
2. The undergruound tunnels to sweden
1. the location of the cloudberryfields.

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The number one proven way to detect wether someone is norwegian or not is to yell out «goodbye on the bathroom» and see who calls you an old chocolate