Stats Philippines

It is 7,107% more fun in the Philippines and other statistics

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#MISSUNIVERSEPHILIPPINES #MISSUNIVERSE

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Never run out of tea again by buying 12 to 97 boxes every time you go out.

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According to pre-orders, it is projected that T Hiddy: Bitchez Be Kneelin' will be the best selling album next year.

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Russell T Davies worst series of Doctor Who was 338% better than Steven Moffat's best.

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It needs a big red dragon. RT @StatsBritain: 32% of Welsh people would talk about the flag but it tends to drag on.

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Channels @ABSCBN and @GMA7 play at least 12 hours of teleserye programs a day, so 99% of #Filipino kids will grow up to be idiots. #Fact

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Xmas in the #Philippines is from Sept 1st thru Valentine's so 85% of #Filipinos don't bother with taking down the Xmas decorations anymore

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89%of Filipinos thought BE CAREFUL WITH MY HEART was never going to end.

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67% of Filipinas wearing turtlenecks still try to cover their necklines when bending over.

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99% of Filipinos wonder who the hell thought musical variety shows were a good idea to have on Sundays, or at any time.

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My #Pou is #Filipino. It's also broke, just like every other Filipino.

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99% of Filipinos still feel hungry after eating a mountain of food if they didn't eat rice.

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87% of Filipinos do not sell their votes. They auction them off to the highest bidder.

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100% of Filipinos think #PNoy knows that #Tacloban was hit hardest by #Haiyan but covers his ears and sings "lalalala" when it's mentioned.

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93% of Filipinos watch Vic Sotto's movies for the product placements because there isn't much else to them. #Philippines

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97% of Filipinos wonder why female singers wear evening gowns at noon on Sundays. #Philippines