Keith Stattenfield

Engineer. Occasionally worth reading. Often story-teller. My views; not my employer's. Also

[Keith Explains! @keithexplains]

I will be live on KMVT15 for John wants answers in two minutes. It’s been a crazy stressful evening so tune in to see if I totally lose it or not. https://t.co/heaYS9luuG

[Keith Stattenfield @stattenf]

@SantaClaraCity The city website says 11:30am. Hopefully they publish a corrected tweet.

[Keith Explains! @keithexplains]

I will be on John Wants Answers in about 4 minutes for this months episode. You could watch it on KMVT15 or by going to https://t.co/wYIm8xYvb0 and clicking on the watch live link.

[Keith Stattenfield @stattenf]

@mwhuss Congratulations!

[Keith Stattenfield @stattenf]

Hey, this guy on the show tonight seems to know what he's talking about. I like the show better when that dumb guy is on. What happened to him? @JohnWantsAnswers

Also, I do want that money that Jon is going to send me. It shouldn't got to John. Send me my $100 in etc, please.

[Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club @RoosterTF]

TONIGHT! It's finally here! Our Grand Re-Opening is happening tonight with Don Friesen, Paco Romane and Tim Babb! Tickets still available, come on out, bring a friend, tell a friend or just go outside and shout it to the neighborhood.

[Keith Explains! @keithexplains]

I am live on this month’s John Wants Answers, which is a show you can actually watch live on KMVT15 in Mountain View in one minute. Or at https://t.co/Q5anCO9Ff8 ack! It’s starting now!

[BayAreaGeeksEatLunch @AreaEat]

Hey; it’s October. Spooky Season, I’m told. Everyone loves a good spooky season, so come get your spooky on and have virtual lunch with your fellow nerds and geeks. Today, Friday 10/21, at noon PDT. Lunch is optional and costumes are also optional, FYI.

https://t.co/6vEIq1IYhB

[Keith Stattenfield @stattenf]

I’ve done the #TourDeCure bike ride to raise money for the American Diabetes Association since around 2008 or so. I’m doing it again this weekend, 31 miles, up in wine country. If you are able, and willing, you can donate to my ride here. Many thanks!!

https://t.co/RrCaMMzGRe

[BayAreaGeeksEatLunch @AreaEat]

Space is a weird thing. It’s big. Really big. And mostly empty. And as I understand, more than 99.9999999% of all of space isn’t owned by anyone.

It’s BAGEL lunch day. Come have lunch with your Bay Area Geek nerds. We can talk about space and stuff.

https://t.co/c3IzSuOFP8

[BayAreaGeeksEatLunch @AreaEat]

The world is divided into two groups of folks; those who have attended a Bay Area Geeks Who Eat Lunch event in-person/online, and those who have not. You can switch from this second group into this first group in exactly one way. You’ll do the right thing. https://t.co/59mQrjKEpS

[Keith Explains! @keithexplains]

In mere moments I will be live on KMVT 15 doing yet another John Wants Answers show, talking about the monkey pox, etc, and whatever else my now officially old friend John wants to talk about. You should watch us and heckle or otherwise comment on Twitter. https://t.co/jlgTSQW0TN

[Keith Stattenfield @stattenf]

@jorgbrown A law passed in 2018 could not change the punishment for any crime Hillary Clinton may have committed in 2014. She never was charged with a crime and the statute of limitations has expired. LaRouche showed that convicted felons can run and be eligible for the office of President.

[BayAreaGeeksEatLunch @AreaEat]

The next meeting of the Bay Area Geeks (who) Eat Lunch is at noon PST today, which is correct if and only if you read this on August 5th, 2022.

Come and eat on camera with us!

That sounds weird.

Ok. We’ll talk about things. And stuff. Things and stuff.

https://t.co/k11ZbJ49zI

[Keith Explains! @keithexplains]

I will be live on. John wants answers, momentarily, which you can watch by going to https://t.co/v3yBxg3Jva and clicking on the live watch button or something like that. I never watch the show so I actually don’t know how to do it.

[BayAreaGeeksEatLunch @AreaEat]

The next meeting of the Bay Area Geeks (who) Eat Lunch is today, June 24th, at noon.
Anyone seen anything in the news today they'd like to put on the agenda? Especially anything that a group of middle aged dudes should be weighing in on with our opinions?

https://t.co/8VrPAxjnGf

[BayAreaGeeksEatLunch @AreaEat]

Our next in-person lunch, as promised, is tomorrow, Wednesday June 15th at noon at Grub Burger Bar in Santa Clara, near the intersection of Lawerence Expressway and Homestead Road.

https://t.co/6qvQoG8KNK

You should attend. We will be the ones eating lunch, looking like nerds.

[BayAreaGeeksEatLunch @AreaEat]

Our next BAGEL virtual lunch is in 15 minutes, at noon, Friday, June 10th on Zoom. You should come.

Details are on the website. You know we have a website, right? I mean, I see the access logs and I don’t think most of you know that we have a website.

https://t.co/rnxdIqgxfi

[Keith Explains! @keithexplains]

I will be live on this month’s episode of “John Wants Answers” at 9:30pm PDT, because we always start exactly then so John can say it’s live on KMVT 15 even though nobody watches live TV anymore. Or TV at all. We should try to get a lucrative Netflix deal. https://t.co/jlgTSQW0TN

[BayAreaGeeksEatLunch @AreaEat]

Our next BAGEL virtual lunch is tomorrow, Friday, June 10th, on Zoom. You should come.
Details are on the website. You know we have a website, right? I mean, I see the access logs, and I don’t think most of you know that we have a website. Take a look.

https://t.co/rnxdIqgxfi