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Ooo Ooo Aaagh!

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@ClarksonsFarm1 ‘The Age Of The Vacuous Questions’ by Status Monkey

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@Cobratate A walk in the countryside will sort that out

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@sleafordmods One speaks a language one no longer understands.

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@ClarksonsFarm1 One now has a friend

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@KirstieMAllsopp And the panic buying will be a great boost to the economy and tax receipts

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@RollingStoneUK The fame club: it’s ok to talk to a stranger on the street as long as they’re famous like me.

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@TheSun And one can now afford to be a champagne socialist

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@KasliesSharma One positively relishes in it.

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@uffyebanda One doesn’t exist outside of X

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@Kekius_Sage Individuated consciousness will connect with superior vessels and be able move around in, and experience life within that frequency plane.

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@ShabanaMahmood Islam is an ideology of hegemony, not integration.

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@liamgallagher It can’t be avoided

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@Sonderisfon One looks in the mirror

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@GrindeOptions One is guessing you include yourself in the 99%.

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@JohnCleese Glad to hear the classy people from Woking gave a standing ovation.

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@danellisona Because one is asleep

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@yhbryankimiq Good to know.

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@TheProjectUnity Your right.

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@rickygervais But what is the missing component that fuels the relentless drive?

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@elonmusk …and once the sex bots are up and running men and women will no longer need each other and inner peace will be achieved.