Steven

Programmer, with hobbies involving gardens and fish and fixing interesting things. He/him.

[Steven @stave]

@fox7austin Or to pick a more meaningful and less deceptive statistic as a headline: 2,724 of 17,500,000 registered Texas voters might not be citizens. 0.015%.

[Steven @stave]

@laurentheflute I am not, but Emmylou absolutely is!

[Steven @stave]

I never had problems with bots on twitter. But then some weirdo with too much money bought it and changed the name to X, and now I have SO MANY bot problems.

[Steven @stave]

I like to listen to music outside my comfort zone, in small doses. So when I get a Lyft, I ask for the driver to play their favorite music. Today I'm getting Turkish rap, and it's pretty awesome.

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

Welp. No more @stickermule orders for the kid.

[Alana McLaughlin🏳️‍⚧️ @AlanaFeral]

Inside you there are two wolves,

[Steven @stave]

@genericmarco @DavidNir Hello from Travis County, Texas!

[Steven @stave]

Pepperidge Farm remembers. https://t.co/BCHhFjNHkk

[Steven @stave]

@FedEx Thanks for being so careful with my packages! And my lawn! 😠

[Steven @stave]

Hey @FedEx, why is it when someone does a super lazy job delivering packages to my house, it's always you?

[Steven @stave]

I have rarely been so torn between sympathy and oneupmanship. Here in Texas, our electric provider tells us to set our thermostats to 26C. Except in Freedom Units, which is 78F.

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

UK to be blasted by 48 hour 26C heatwave with five cities in England the hottest https://t.co/lYqEVaMDoB

[Steven @stave]

@iamcyclo Love it. I wish every immersive video app had environmental effects like the Apple ones do.

[Steven @stave]

@ChikageWeather This one popped up right over my neighborhood. Caught me by surprise!

[Steven @stave]

@averytomascowx I feel like being able to deliver consistently terrible news, without making me hate you, is part of the reason you keep getting Emmys. Thanks, Avery!

[Steven @stave]

@averytomascowx I saw the same thing on the Aranet4 in my living room. I've never seen it spike like that before!

[Steven @stave]

My video game library is cleanly divided into "hundreds of hours" and "less than four hours"

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

Have you ever spent more than 100 hrs playing a single video game? 👀

[Steven @stave]

@valuemeal2 I hear that. Here's a random cat enjoying a sunbeam.

[Steven @stave]

@PatrickRothfuss It was really great to meet you at @borderlands_sf, when you were touring for the Wise Man's Fear release. Wish I could make it to St. Louis with my copy of Narrow Road!