Max Marquart

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[Max Marquart @staximillian]

Saturday, after an hour delay we left newark for jamaica. Our baggage did not leave with us. Two days later, not only did they fly a plane here yesterday but again did not load our luggage. Thank you, @united we will be sure not to fly with you again.

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

@dconnormusic https://t.co/gQ9aHDlarE

[Rich Cimini @RichCimini]

Kirk Cousins could be part of Jets' off-season plan at quarterback https://t.co/hF9RYLKXPV

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

Woah. Twitter is still a thing? It's been almost 4 years

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

You're a real fuckin clown if you pay to have your tattoo posted onnsomenof these instagram sites and you're not the artist.

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

Wasn't trying to be rude earlier I had to get a card for my unvle i was rushing lol @_tiffamber

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

Even when it's typed out in a sentence. That's even worse!

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

I hear the word "tatted" and instantaneously want to kick the person that said it, directly in the face. Am I the only one?

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

Stop taking gym selfies. You fucking disgraces of the human race. You aren't even sweating, just went for that dope mirror pic right?

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

It's only natural that these 20 minutes are going to be the slowest of this 16 hours

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

3pm today to 7am tomorrow. 16 hr double shift. Go home have coffee. Go to work. There's no rest for the wicked

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

When and if they raise the minimum wage, the next thing they are going to do is make the cost of overall living even higher than it is now.

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

Adam Corollas career realy went to shit. Catch a Contractor. Really?

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

@iDallasMusic @AlexCahill @_golom @pat_kavanagh @MikeDisimino im done gambling. Losing money like i take pisses

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

"Human rights went on vacation, money took over a long time ago"

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

God damnit, Pharell and his god damn park ranger hat. I've had enough. #burnit

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

@gregmengert @iDallasMusic that eill probably work out as well as it did at excision last year

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

@iDallasMusic dont bail on me dawg.

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

@iDallasMusic I'm down, are you going to paper diamond friday? If you are hen sat. @gregmengert should come get drunk too.

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

@iDallasMusic you sure as fuck arent going to have to ask me twice nigga

[Max Marquart @staximillian]

Barack Obama called edward snowden to ask if he would come in today but he was snowed-en.