PetulantPanda

Im a truck driver that likes cheeseburgers, cold beer, and annoying people that take life too seriously.

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@SeniorChief79 @WescottAmerica So if he doesn’t stand in solidarity with a murderer, he gets called a boy and shamed by you? Rick, if you want to see a racist, go to your bathroom and look in a mirror. He will be staring back at you.

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@AbelT36151 @ClashofClans It’s a screen shot of the minion prince concept art they showed while having an art contest for drawing the minion prince. I screen shot it as a joke and submitted it. It came in 10th. Now I submit it every art contest as a continuation of the joke.

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@DerrickEvans4WV @ILaughAnally Drove 15 minutes to a Whataburger instead of going to the McDonald’s right down the street from my house. If I’m going to spend $15, I might as well eat something delicious.

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@otokyo Toilet paper?

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@AntiWokeMemes Orange popsicles… it’s not the obvious answer, but it’s the right one.

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@WhiteGirl1776 @Grimaldus20210 Now she’s sitting at home trying to figure out how this is Trump’s fault.

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@ForgiatoBlow47 Black liquorice. Shit’s got to go

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@GhstCoC I hope it becomes meta so the base builders stop trying to counter my backpack giant arrow attack.

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@RealPostFolder Life is hard. We trade time for money, and we never have enough of either. Why would a man spend his limited resources helping raise another man’s baby when he can go find a woman that will allow him to pass on his own genes? Why is this a hard concept for women?

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@Eric_Schmitt @tedcruz I’m not much for entitlement programs, but I’d be happy if my tax dollars funded them leaving and not coming back. A plane ticket to anywhere in the world. They just have to relinquish their citizenship and leave.

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@Anywhereok_02 @ClashWithWolfi I’ll give it a try. Lord knows I can’t seem to get any defenses without modifiers in champions league. Maybe I can get some raged up air bombs catch someone off guard.

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@Anywhereok_02 @ClashWithWolfi The DPS is good. The range is horrible.

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@x989vLHODg6787

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@Termynater_ I got 1 account going up to legends 2 and 2 accts going to legends 3

Lets gooooo!!!!

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@Routine_Blur This is an important moment in every young man’s life. You are crazy mad at the time, but later when you reflect on your choices, you realize that you were being an asshole and change for the better.

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@bavedikian @BestBuy @FedEx I am a delivery truck driver. If I stole a camera I was delivering, Best Buy would be responsible for replacing the item stolen to its customer, and my delivery company would reimburse Best Buy. This is common sense. That’s why we scan all our deliveries and take pictures.

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@Jhon42964332 Not sure where this is, but in the states, you get signs warning you when your lane is ending. If you wait until your lane ends and try to force your way in, you are the problem.

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@conquertheno Number 1. He climbed a tree with 3 psychopaths with saws.