Staz

it's Christmas and I'm gonna eat a whole tree just to feel alive

[jake likes onions @jakelikesonions]

Toy Story

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Perspective: I read decades of Woody Allen’s private notes. He’s obsessed with teenage girls. https://t.co/XmdYXbU4lx

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

ME: *realises I've just stepped on an ant* oh no

JOHN WICK: Has anyone seen my pet ant?

ME: OH NO

[sim @s1mxne]

Black Mirror (2017)

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Me in 2018. 💐💐💐

[kyle, ya @grizzlybara]

rt fat pikachu to get some of that good luck this 2018

[dont hurt em unc @ColeNFKL]

black mirror season 4 episode 5: metalhead https://t.co/mWmfhYceLf

[War$tar @WarStar98]

Vent to me...but don’t let that be our only form of communication

[chip malfunction @online_shawn]

1700s Black Mirror: we all like to ride horses so much, what if the HORSES RIDE US

[Hnargh @teravidi]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[loerting - Developer of Vena @WorldOfVena]

Grow your own Skulls!

[Light Bowgun Brigadier @SourceDuMal]

THIS. SERIOUSLY. Stop being a fucking dick to folks trying to join the gym for their new years resolutions. Let them be, Encourage them. Especially when y'all whine about fat people existing, then shit on them for ACTUALLY BEING AT THE GYM https://t.co/BZRtSACFyG