Stove

if sweatshirts around the waist are wrong, then i dont wanna be right #thingswhitepeopledoonabeautifulday - update their twitter bio

[Stove @stcar23]

Something's wrong, why am I not hungover and why is there not a bag of vegetables on my forehead

[LPG - NYG @LicensePlateGuy]

14 years ago today:
THE SPEECH
#nygiants

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

Post on the block, rain, sleet, snow, sunny. Slow motion, don't nothin' move but the money. I gotta go to work.

[Mike Reed @mreed94]

Ever have a bug in your car and it doesn’t get out for the entire ride. Like this dudes whole life just reset.

[Stove @stcar23]

@notthefakeSVP where in the world isn’t SVP @StanfordSteve82

[Charlotte Carroll @charlottecrrll]

Kayvon Thibodeaux stays fresh for his arrival

[God Chose Me @kingjames860]

@SaycheeseDGTL Idc this mf slap tho

[el Jefé @JefePil]

This is the look

[JB @ikiscit]

Duncan Robinson for the lead!

[Sunday Polls Guy (6’4 btw) @AsherHBaron]

I’ll say it:

Tomato adds relatively nothing to a sandwich. Rare you get a solid slice that isn’t a soggy piece of shit. Tomato’s are at their worst in their original form. You can do a lot of beautiful things w/ Tomatoes, yes, but a slice just on my sandwich, unnecessary

[Stove @stcar23]

@GregRosh I won this award twice at slamma jamma. Shit

[JC🇵🇷 2 @CantH0ldMe_]

This guy is having a rough year

[Stove @stcar23]

@RhodesGBetaux According to jordan Peterson those guys do pretty well

[Justin Penik @JustinPenik]

Xavier McKinney's pre-game fit is speaking to me.

[L££K @BanksWrldd]

@Dan_Salomone Guys It’s Time

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Just caught myself saying “whopper whopper whopper whopper” for the third time today, send help

[Ranjodh Singh Dhaliwal @ranjodhd]

Every day, at least once I am haunted by this.

[Stove @stcar23]

Saw a girl with one of these today. That is all.

[Stove @stcar23]

@GregRosh What’d you get?

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

Bro, just come skiing with me. Lift tickets cost $150 per day and you can rent skis for another $50 and you can get a lesson for another $120. It’s so fun and your risk of injury is so high. C’mon bro, you won’t feel your hands & you’ll get sunburn on your face. Bro.