Andy St.Clair

Writer. Actor. Second City Alum. Astronaut. Karate Champion. Jumamji survivor. Food Truck champion. All around dummy.

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

Aadam is a good dude. These are amazing.

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

From early Nirvana to Phish, a Chicago fan’s secret recordings of 10,000 shows are now online. https://t.co/yfhmXPTYWt

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

Spikes in Super Bowl:

Bad Bunny - 1

Seahawks / Pats - 0

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

The amount of times I think I’m getting a great parking spot and it’s the shopping cart return graveyard is truly remarkable.

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

It's just a movie, Tom. Let's not go crazier.

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

Survival is in the details.

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

@chadhot I'll be there......wait a second!

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

Dear Hollywood,

We don't need this much Karate Kid content.

Thanks,
The World

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

Who wrote this? Can tell you t's horrible written. And t hurt my eyes.

[Variety @Variety]

Tim Allen on "Toy Story 5":

"I can tell you t’s a lot about Jessie. Tom [Hanks] and I do — Woody and I — do realign. And there’s an unbelievable opening scene with Buzz Lightyears. I can give you that, but I can’t give you much more.”
https://t.co/qVYxZUWcgP

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

@ESilkotch Haven’t bought a razer card

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

@ESilkotch

I have a question regarding razer and PayPal. Can I ask you about it. Saw you posted about it recently. Can you send me a direct message?

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

@ESilkotch

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

@ESilkotch Trying to figure out this scam

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

@ESilkotch Hahaha. Nah. I want your opinion of someone trying this on me

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

We've all left this shithole....right?

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

Hahahaha. So good.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Pipe rock theory

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

https://t.co/FFJ6SUqojL

Let’s do this

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

What football conference is Shizz University in?

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

Did Rakim ever come up with that master plan? He was alway telling us he was “thinking of a master plan” but did it come to fruition?

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

That earthquake alert was like a lot of LA…..late.

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

Imagine this: David Muir has Christian McCaffrey. Some dude in his league has Jordan Mason. He's texting David right now "CHECK THE SITE! GOOD OFFER. LASTS FOR ONLY ONE MORE HOUR!"

[Andy St.Clair @stclairandy]

Is David Muir checking his fantasy football waiver wire at the commercial break? I have to know!