Chris

because im CRIPPLED and i want to listen to Nirvana RIGHT NOW

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

@vrgldh It does not look like this all over the place lmao

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

one of my favorite new auto biz takes

C4C lasted one month in 2009 and resulted in the destruction of ~675k vehicles

there are almost 300 million vehicles registered in the US, something like a quarter of those are 20+ years old

C4C long-term did almost nothing to used supply

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

Cash for clunkers was one of the most brilliant, and the most annoying/evil things our government has even done to the vehicle industry.

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

there is an entire segment of AWD SUVs with starting MSRPs at or below $25k, before any incentives

they’re called entry-level SUVs, or subcompact SUVs

tens of thousands of them are sold every month in the US

you can just buy one

[Jaimie @mountainwesttax]

idea: a compact SUV with 4WD for less than $25k

no lane assistance, no screens, minimal computers, knobs for radio and temp control

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

subjected my body to more physical/spiritual harm in those towers than you could possibly conceive of, RIP

[Micah Springut @mspringut]

Same street view in Nashville, 5 years apart.

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

need to rewatch Lost

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

we got the lost chapel roan out of nam

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

yeah

[hellon dude @allahliker]

if you're doing a tier list of cats, i have to say: black cat is S Tier

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

@yacobg42 Pl🫱💽🫱🫱

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

aw hell nah they put me on the Hitler flight

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

see a Tim’s send a Tim’s

[k.sweeting @teamsweeting]

i wanted my wedding to have a “roadside diner” vibe so i designed some placemats full of “fake” ads for “real” businesses.

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

Kroger sells a 4.5lb 14-piece package of drumsticks for $5 and it has measurably changed the quality of my life

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

there are approximately one billion profitable Christian businesses in Williamson County. there are untold hundreds of people here making high six/low seven figure incomes managing gospel artists you’ve never heard of or publishing books about growing your wealth using the Bible

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

many who are not from here/have never visited will not understand, but if you are a small business tyrant in CA/IL/NY who also happens to have had your brain melted by Facebook and/or evangelism in the last decade, you inevitably move to Williamson County

[Alyssa RT Pinned @killnixon68]

Why are people paying bay area prices to live in the nashville suburbs it can't be that great of a city

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

it helps that seemingly half of celebrities you can name now also have homes here, but the true growth driver is actually insane people with lots of money moving to both escape federal income taxes and join megachurches mostly attended by other maniacs in their tax bracket

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

this is an excellent opportunity for any OEM looking to lose millions of dollars

[Ryan B. Anderson @OldHollowTree]

Please, I am begging someone on here to make an affordable, manual, barebones 4x4 truck with a full bed sold in the USA.

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

finding one of these guys in the pocket of a coat you haven’t worn in years feels like catching a glimpse of a former lover in a crowd, or driving past your old apartment… bittersweet, beautiful

[layla, lmsw @itslaylas]

colleges where you will meet real life super villains:
- columbia university
- georgetown
- u chicago
- duke
- vanderbilt
- harvard
- penn
- stanford
- john hopkins
- yale

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

if you were in a metalcore band circa 1995-2005 all you had to do to make an all-time record was put a bunch of blue shit on the cover

[not active @cvrrixn]

Alright, MxC Twitter, hit me with your suggestions for best Metalcore albums of all time!

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

dropping a mature groundhog a few feet onto the ground would certainly not kill or even injure the groundhog. anyone who thinks otherwise is not a gardener & does not know the first thing about the obduracy, rapacity, & sheer animal cunning of a groundhog.

[Chris @stclairvoyant]

the movie they made us watch in middle school featured a collage shot of different penises ejaculating and during that part a kid passed out

[Colby Gordon @badinfinity2]

ok but what is the weirdest thing that happened in your sex ed class