The Games Master

Games master at St Custards School. I am a firm believer that all boys enjoy nothing more than the life affirming experience of games!

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

Argh. Just realised I missed #facup first round Saturday yesterday. What was in the decanters in the staff room on Friday?

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

Haven't heard from @GrimesBA for a while. Has St Cs been taking Russian money again? https://t.co/fzr74OSHH3

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Here's George Papadopoulos. In London. Five days ago. Wearing a wire.
So..any idea who he met?? https://t.co/dXb0mAEni8

[Rt Hon Sir Peter Mannion MP @MatthewHawxe]

Can't recall when the FA last had the public's confidence tbh..
#GregClarke
https://t.co/YjOWroO474

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

In case people were wondering where I was (no? Oh well) I was being treated for shock at the #mightyshrews unbeaten start. #salop

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

@molesworth_1 Well we scored. Maybe not in the right net, but we scored. Well done @reelpeason

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

Shouldn't have long to wait either...

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

I'm definitely going to apply for the Crystal Palace job next time it comes up. In comparison St C's have had a good season…

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

I tried to watch Lithuania v England but I kept falling asleep. I think some players had the same problem.

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

@lazydaisy2011 Why I have yes. You can see that old St Cs magic in that last performance. Save for that Kane chap. Didn't listen to a word…

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

Dear me. It's been a while.

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

I've been busy. Have I missed anything?

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

So part one of the election is over. Now on for part two.

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

@molesworth_1 @SligoChap @libertygal72 If you keep it, no. If you sell it, yes. You have that power! (Serious answer I doubt it in medium term. Too many and too well built.)

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

Day 4. Nothing has happened. Forty odd to go. Give me strength.

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

Look! A squirrel!

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

I started drinking at just after 11 on Tuesday. For some reason I think I'm staying drunk until early June. But I forget why I started.

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

Hic.

Heh. Hic haec hoc.

Anyway…

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

Happy... Something. I started drinking at just... Hello? Is this on?

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

The election campaign begins. How enthusiastic are you?

[The Games Master @StCustardsGames]

Are we still allowed to make "hold the beer" jokes or has the internet moved on? Asking for a friend…